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Go Back And Read Sinclair Lewis - It Can't Happen Here Or Babbitt. For A Guy Or Girl Who's Going To Do An Hour Of Political Comedy, It Might Be A Little Rough, Sure. But I Think If You're Spending 10 Minutes Or Less, And You're Talking About - Not Necessarily [donald Trump] But His Supporters And The Media Coverage, There's All Kinds Of Angles To Explore. It Doesn't Just Have To Be Simply, "this Guy Is Crazy!" It's More About The Idea Of That Kind Of Guy Rising To The Prominence He Has, To Actually Become The Republican Candidate.

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Go Back And Read Sinclair Lewis - It Can't Happen Here Or Babbitt. For A Guy Or Girl Who's Going To Do An Hour Of Political Comedy, It Might Be A Little Rough, Sure. But I Think If You're Spending 10 Minutes Or Less, And You're Talking About - Not Necessarily [donald Trump] But His Supporters And The Media Coverage, There's All Kinds Of Angles To Explore. It Doesn't Just Have To Be Simply, "this Guy Is Crazy!" It's More About The Idea Of That Kind Of Guy Rising To The Prominence He Has, To Actually Become The Republican Candidate.

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