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Giving Up My Scotch? My Macallan 18? That Was Hard For Me! Though Now That Doesn't Even Sound Good, Being Pregnant. You Crave Other Things. A Big Thing Of Water Sounds Great!

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Giving Up My Scotch?

Jessica Simpson

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Giving Up My Scotch? My Macallan 18? That Was Hard For Me! Though Now That Doesn't Even Sound Good, Being Pregnant. You Crave Other Things. A Big Thing Of Water Sounds Great!

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