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For Telling A Good And Incisive Religious Joke, You Should Be Praised. For Telling A Bad One, You Should Be Ridiculed And Reviled. The Idea That You Could Be Prosecuted For The Telling Of Either Is Quite Fantastic.

-Rowan Atkinson

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Rowan Atkinson

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For Telling A Good And Incisive Religious Joke, You Should Be Praised. For Telling A Bad One, You Should Be Ridiculed And Reviled. The Idea That You Could Be Prosecuted For The Telling Of Either Is Quite Fantastic.

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I Don't Really Have Plans Like That [move Towards More Dramatic Acting].

I Think I Have An Inner Confidence That My Tastes Are Pretty Simple, That What I Find Funny Finds A Wide Audience. I'm Not Particularly Intellectual Or Clever Or Minority-focused In My Creative Instincts. And I'm Certainly Not Aware Of Suppressing More Sophisticated Ambitions.

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Art Is Something That Nobody Laughs At And Nobody Makes Any Money Out Of Is The Attitude, Which I Would Dispute.

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I Tend To Play Rather Odd Men. People That Are Slightly Odd Or Eccentric, Or Have A More Particular Attitude To Life.

The Clear Problem Of The Outlawing Of Insult Is That Too Many Things Can Be Interpreted As Such. Criticism, Ridicule, Sarcasm, Merely Stating An Alternative Point Of View To The Orthodoxy, Can Be Interpreted As Insult.

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This Is Sort Of Inflection-free Acting [playing Maigret], And I Really Wasn't Sure If I Could Do It - You Make Your Mind Up On Whether I've Succeeded Or Not. But Yes, I Found It Difficult When We Were Shooting; It Was A Couple Of Weeks Before I Settled Into Not Worrying - To Finding A Way Of Delivering Those Lines - So My Worries Of Many Months Before I Think Had Been Justified. I Found It A Difficult Way Of Being.

The Arts Community Still Has A Long Lasting Cynicism Of The Importance, Or The Artistic Value, Of Comedy. Comedy Is Just Farting About For Money.

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