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Faffing Is Good. It Is An Important Part Of Life. Faffing Is When We Disconnect From The Matrix And Idle For A While, Like A Car. Our Body And Spirit Know Deep Down That Human Beings Were Not Made For Constant Toil So Subconsciously Creates Space Through The Mechanism Of Faffing.

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Faffing Is Good. It

Tom Hodgkinson

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Faffing Is Good. It Is An Important Part Of Life. Faffing Is When We Disconnect From The Matrix And Idle For A While, Like A Car. Our Body And Spirit Know Deep Down That Human Beings Were Not Made For Constant Toil So Subconsciously Creates Space Through The Mechanism Of Faffing.

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