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Everyone Had Told Her, Since She Became A Princess-in-training, That She Was Very Likely The Most Beautiful Woman In The World. Now She Was Going To Be The Richest And The Most Powerful As Well. Don't Expect Too Much From Life, Buttercup Told Herself As She Rode Along. Learn To Be Satisfied With What You Have.

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Everyone Had Told Her,

William Goldman

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Everyone Had Told Her, Since She Became A Princess-in-training, That She Was Very Likely The Most Beautiful Woman In The World. Now She Was Going To Be The Richest And The Most Powerful As Well. Don't Expect Too Much From Life, Buttercup Told Herself As She Rode Along. Learn To Be Satisfied With What You Have.

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I Must Be Overtired', Buttercup Managed. 'the Excitement And All.' 'rest Then', Her Mother Cautioned. 'terrible Things Can Happen When You're Overtired. I Was Overtired The Night Your Father Proposed.

Love Is Many Things None Of Them Logical.

Buttercup's Mother Hesitated, Then Put Her Stew Spoon Down. (this Was After Stew, But So Is Everything. When The First Man First Clambered From The Slime And Made His First Home On Land, What He Had For Supper That First Night Was Stew.)

I Suppose I Was Dying Again, So I Asked The Lord Of Permanent Affection For The Strength To Live The Day. Clearly, The Answer Came In The Affirmative." "i Didn't Know There Was Such A Fellow," Buttercup Said. "neither Did I, In Truth, But If He Didn't Exist, I Didn't Much Want To Either.

You Think This Is A Trap Then?" The Count Asked. "i Always Think Everything Is A Trap Until Proven Otherwise," The Prince Answered. "which Is Why I'm Still Alive.

Fool!" Cried The Hunchback. "you Fell Victim To One Of The Classic Blunders. The Most Famous Is 'never Get Involved In A Land War In Asia,' But Only Slightly Less Well Known Is This: 'never Go In Against A Sicilian When Death Is On The Line.

He Had Risked His Life And Now It Was Walking Away From Him, Hand-in-hand With A Ruffian Prince.

Who Says Life Is Fair, Where Is That Written?

I Don't Guess. I Think. I Ponder. I Deduce. Then I Decide. But I Never Guess.

Miracle Max: Have Fun Stormin' Da Castle. Valerie: Think It'll Work? Miracle Max: It Would Take A Miracle.

Her Mother Was My Wife," The Count Roared, Loudest Of All. "you Pathetic Excuse For Am Money-grubbing Fool, You Disgrace To The Face Of The World." And With A Shriek Of Disgust He Turned And Was Gone. Guilietta Was Beside Inigo Then, So Excited. "daddy Likes You," She Said.

People Don't Remember Me. Really. It's Not A Paranoid Thing; I Just Have This Habit Of Slipping Through Memories. It Doesn't Bother Me All That Much, Except I Guess That's A Lie; It Does. For Some Reason, I Test Very High On Forgettability.

I Love You, I Know This Must Come As Something Of A Surprise, Since All I’ve Ever Done Is Scorn You And Degrade You And Taunt You, But I Have Loved You For Several Hours Now, And Every Second, More. I Thought An Hour Ago That I Loved You More Than Any Woman Has Ever Loved A Man, But A Half Hour After That I Knew That What I Felt Before Was Nothing Compared To What I Felt Then. But Ten Minutes After That, I Understood That My Previous Love Was A Puddle Compared To The High Seas Before A Storm.

No. Not Yet. A Craftsman Only. But I Dream To Be An Artist. I Pray That Someday, If I Work With Enough Care, If I Am Very Very Lucky, I Will Make A Weapon That Is A Work Of Art. Call Me An Artist Then, And I Will Answer.

Duhhhhhhh, Tanks, Buttercup.

Inside And Out, Westley's World Was Ripping Apart And He Could Do Nothing But Crack Along With It.

Yes, I Am A Failed Playwright. I Had Three Shows On Broadway By The Time I Was 30. They All Flopped, And I Fled.

I've Been Saying It So Long To You, You Just Wouldn't Listen. Every Time You Said 'farm Boy Do This' You Thought I Was Answering 'as You Wish' But That's Only Because You Were Hearing Wrong. 'i Love You' Was What It Was, But You Never Heard.

No More Rhymes Now I Mean It!” “anybody Want A Peanut?” “aahh!

I Know Something You Do Not Know. I Am Not Left-handed Either.

I Have Stayed These Years In My Hovel Because Of You. I Have Taught Myself Languages Because Of You. I Have Made My Body Strong Because I Thought You Might Be Pleased By A Strong Body. I Have Lived My Life With Only The Prayer That Some Sudden Dawn You Might Glance In My Direction. I Have Not Known A Moment In Years When The Sight Of You Did Not Send My Heart Careening Against My Rib Cage. I Have Not Known A Night When Your Visage Did Not Accompany Me To Sleep. There Has Not Been A Morning When You Did Not Flutter Behind My Waking Eyelids.

When Was The Last Time You Read A Book? The Truth Now. And Picture Books Don't Count-i Mean Something With Print In It.

Never Get Involved In A Land War In Asia.

Tr...ooooo...luv...' Fezzik Grabbed Onto Inigo In Panic And They Both Pivoted, Staring At The Man In Black, Who Was Silent Again. '"true Love," He Said,' Inigo Cried. 'you Heard Him - True Love Is What He Wants To Come Back For. That's Certainly Worthwhile.' 'sonny, Don't You Tell Me What's Worthwhile - True Love Is The Best Thing In The World, Except For Cough Drops. Everybody Knows That.

One Way An Author Dies A Little Each Day Is When His Books Go Out Of Print.

[prince Humperdinck] Was Seventy-five Minutes Away From His First Female Murder, And He Wondered If He Could Get His Fingers To Her Throat Before Even The Start Of A Scream. He Had Been Practicing On Giant Sausages All The Afternoon And Had The Movements Down Pretty Pat, But Then, Giant Sausages Weren’t Necks And All The Wishing In The World Wouldn’t Make Them So.

But Just As He Knew The Sun Was Obliged To Rise Each Morning In The East, No Matter How Much A Western Arisal Might Have Pleased It, So He Knew That Buttercup Was Obliged To Spend Her Love On Him. Gold Was Inviting, And So Was Royalty, But They Could Not Match The Fever In His Heart, And Sooner Or Later She Would Have To Catch It. She Had Less Choice Than The Sun.

Never Argue With Your Wife About Hostility When She's A Certified Freudian.

Mawidge Is A Dweam Wiffin A Dweam. The Dweam Of Wuv Wapped Wiffin The Gweater Dweam Of Everwasting West. Eternity Is Our Fwiend, Wemember That, And Wuv Wiw Fowwow You Fowever.

Look, Are You Just Fiddling Around With Me Or What?" "i Just Want You To Feel You're Doing Well. I Hate For People O Die Embarrassed.

One Of The Things That Happens To Careers Out Here Is That People Destroy Themselves Because They Begin To Think They're Wonderful. They Begin To Think They Know What They're Doing, And The Minute That Happens, It's Over.

This Is My Favorite Book In All The World, Though I Have Never Read It.

Why Do You Wear A Mask And Hood?" I Think Everybody Will In The Near Future," Was The Man In Black's Reply. "they're Terribly Comfortable.

I Can't Keep My Head Above Water One Minute To The Next: It's Not Just The Parties And The Goo-gooing With What's-her-name, I've Got The Decide How Long The Five Hundredth Anniversary Parade Is Going To Be And Where Does It Start And When Does It Start And Which Nobleman Gets To March In Front Of Which Other Nobleman So That Everyone's Still Speaking To Me At The End Of It, Plus I've Got A Wife To Murder And A Country To Frame For It, Plus I've Got To Get The War Going Once That's All Happened, And All This Is Stuff I've Got To Do Myself. Here's What It All Comes Down To: I'm Just Swamped, Ty.

There Is No Room In My Body For Anything But You.

My Westley Will Come For Me.

Westly, Westly, Westly, Westly, Westly,--darling Westly, Adored Westly, Sweet Perfect Westly, Whisper That I Have A Chance To Win Your Love." And With That, She Dared The Bravest Thing She'd Ever Done: She Looked Right Into His Eyes. He Closed The Door In Her Face.

Look. (grown-ups Skip This Paragraph) I'm Not About To Tell You This Book Has A Tragic Ending. I Already Said In The Very First Line How It Was My Favorite In All The World. But There's A Lot Of Bad Stuff Coming.

He Held Up A Book Then. “i'm Going To Read It To You For Relax.” “does It Have Any Sports In It?” “fencing. Fighting. Torture. Poison. True Love. Hate. Revenge. Giants. Hunters. Bad Men. Good Men. Beautifulest Ladies. Snakes. Spiders... Pain. Death. Brave Men. Cowardly Men. Strongest Men. Chases. Escapes. Lies. Truths. Passion. Miracles.” “sounds Okay,” I Said And I Kind Of Closed My Eyes.

You Don't Want To Be Rude But You Have To Be Careful - There Are A Lot Of Strange People Out There. (goldman Attributes This Quote To Cliff Robertson.)

You're Alive!" Fezzik Cried. The Man In Black Sat Immobile, Like A Ventriloquist's Dummy, Just His Mouth Moving. "that Is Perhaps The Most Childishly Obvious Remark I Have Ever Come Across.

The First Morning After Westley's Departure, Buttercup Thought She Was Entitled To Do Nothing More Than Sit Around Moping And Feeling Sorry For Herself. After All, The Love Of Her Life Had Fled, Life Had No Meaning, How Could You Face The Future, Et Cetera, Et Cetera.

You Are Wonderful, Father.""i'm More Than Wonderful, How Dare You Insult Me.

There’s Death Coming Up, And You Better Understand This:some Of The Wrong People Die.be Ready For It.

Life Is Difficult. Anyone Who Says Different Is Trying To Sell You Something.

You're An Enemy Of Art And I Pity Your Ignorance," Domingo Said.

I'm Not Witch. I'm Your Wife.

Westley Closed His Eyes. There Was Pain Coming And He Had To Be Ready For It. He Had To Prepare His Brain, He Had To Get His Mind Controlled And Safe From Their Efforts, So That They Could Not Break Him. He Would Not Let Them Break Him. He Would Hold Together Against Anything And All. If Only They Gave Him Sufficient Time To Make Ready, He Knew He Could Defeat Pain. It Turned Out They Gave Him Sufficient Time (it Was Months Before The Machine Was Ready). But They Broke Him Anyway.

You Have To Protect Your Writing Time. You Have To Protect It To The Death.

It Was Only When The Giant Got Halfway Down The Incline That He Suddenly, Happily, Burst Into Flame And Continued His Trip Saying, "no Survivors, No Survivors!" In A Manner That Could Only Indicate Deadly Sincerity. It Was Seeing Him Happily Burning And Advancing That Startled The Brute Squad To Screaming. And Once That Happened, Why, Everybody Panicked And Ran.

I Seemed Busy, Busy, Busy, But I Suppose, If Pressed, I Might Have Admitted That, For All My Frenzy, I Was Very Much Alone.

There Were Some Things You Did, No Matter What, And When A Friend Needed Help, You Helped Them.

In Hollywood, No One Knows Anything.

Writing Is Finally About One Thing: Going Into A Room Alone And Doing It. Putting Words On Paper That Have Never Been There In Quite That Way Before. And Although You Are Physically By Yourself, The Haunting Demon Never Leaves You, That Demon Being The Knowledge Of Your Own Terrible Limitations, Your Hopeless Inadequacy, The Impossibility Of Ever Getting It Right. No Matter How Diamond-bright Your Ideas Are Dancing In Your Brain, On Paper They Are Earthbound.

When I Was Your Age, Television Was Called Books.

The Boys. The Village Boys. The Beef-witted Featherbrained Rattleskulled Clodpated Dimdomed Noodle-noggined Sapheaded Lunk-knobbed Boys. How Could Anybody Accuse Her Of Stealing Them? Why Would Anybody Want Them Anyway?

The Countess Was Considerably Younger Than Her Husband. All Of Her Clothes Came From Paris (this Was After Paris) And She Had Superb Taste. (this Was After Taste Too, But Only Just. And Since It Was Such A New Thing, And Since The Countess Was The Only Lady In All Florin To Posses It, Is It Any Wonder She Was The Leading Hostess In The Land?)

I Don't Like Killing A Girl," The Spaniard Said. "god Does It All The Time; If It Doesn't Bother Him, Don't Let It Worry You.

The Hollowness Was In His Arms And The World Was Snowing.

The Princess Bride S. Morgenstern's Classic Tale Of True Love And High Adventure You Had To Admire A Guy Who Called His Own New Book A Classic Before It Was Published And Anyone Had A Chance To Read It.

Liar! Liar!" Shrieked Suddenly From The Now Open Trap Door. Miracle Max Whirled. "back, Witch--" He Commanded. "i'm Not A Witch, I'm Your Wife--" She Was Advancing On Him Now, An Ancient Tiny Fury--"and After What You've Just Done I Don't Think I Want To Be That Any More--

He Was The Mighty Fezzik, Lover Of Rhymes, And You Did Not Give Up, No Matter What.

You Seem A Decent Fellow," Inigo Said. "i Hate To Kill You." You Seem A Decent Fellow," Answered The Man In Black. "i Hate To Die.

One Of The Easiest Things In The World Is Not To Write... If It Were Easy, Everyone Would Do It.

I Have Come To Terms With My Life, And That Is My Affair - I Am Not Cold, I Swear, But I Have Decided Certain Things, It Is Best For Me To Ignore Emotion; I Have Not Been Happy Dealing With It.

The Infant Is Ten And He Stays.

At 8:23 There Seemed Every Chance Of A Lasting Alliance Starting Between Florin And Guilder. At 8:24 The Two Nations Were Very Close To War.

When I Left You, You Were Already More Beautiful Than Anything I Dared To Dream. In Our Years Apart, My Imaginings Did Their Best To Improve On Your Perfection. At Night, Your Face Was Forever Behind My Eyes. And Now I See That That Vision Who Kept Me Company In My Loneliness Was A Hag Compared To The Beauty Now Before Me.

It’s An Accepted Fact That All Writers Are Crazy, Even The Normal Ones Are Weird.

Just Because You're Beautiful And Perfect, It's Made You Conceited.

Flaws Would Not Only Bring Death But, Far Worse, Humiliation.

Death Cannot Stop True Love. All It Can Do Is Delay It For A While.

I've Been In The Revenge Buisness For So Long, Now That It's Over I Don't Know What To Do With The Rest Of My Life.

Fezzik's In Trouble, Bubble Bubble, His Brain Is Just Not In The Pink, His Mind Is Rubble, Rub-a-dub Double, Because Everyone Needs Him To Think.

Anything There Is That I Can Do For You, I Will Do For You; Anything There Is That I Cannot Do, I Will Learn To Do.

Enough About My Beauty," Buttercup Said. "everybody Always Talks About How Beautiful I Am. I've Got A Mind, Westley. Talk About That.

I Love You,” Buttercup Said. “i Know This Must Come As Something Of A Surprise, Since All I’ve Ever Done Is Scorn You And Degrade You And Taunt You, But I Have Loved You For Several Hours Now, And Every Second, More.

Do I Love You? My God, If Your Love Were A Grain Of Sand, Mine Would Be A Universe Of Beaches.

Do I Love You? My God, If Your Love Were A Grain Of Sand, Mine Would Be A Universe Of Beaches! If Your Love Were-" "i Don't Understand That First One Yet," Buttercup Interrupted. She Was Starting To Get Very Excited Now. "let Me Get This Straight. Are You Saying My Love Is A Grain Of Sand And Yours Is This Other Thing? Images Confuse Me So - Is This Universal Business Of Yours Bigger Than My Sand? Help Me, Westley. I Have The Feeling We're On The Verge Of Something Just Terribly Important.

The Enemy Is Always In The Mind.

The Prince Found Buttercup Waiting Unhappily Outside His Chamber Doors. It's My Letter,' She Began. 'i Cannot Make It Right.' Come In, Come In,' The Prince Said Gently. 'maybe We Can Help You.' She Sat Down In The Same Chair As Before. 'all Right, I'll Close My Eyes And Listen; Read To Me.' Westley, My Passion, My Sweet, My Only My Own. Come Back, Come Back. I Shall Kill Myself Otherwise. Yours In Torment, Buttercup.' She Looked At Humperdinck. 'well? Do You Think I'm Throwing Myself At Him?

I Love You. Okay? Want It Louder? I Love You. Spell It Out, Should I? I Ell-oh-vee-ee Why-oh-you. Want It Backward? You Love I.

But When A Girl Gives A Boy A Dead Squid - That Had To Mean Something.

"i Could Give You My Word As A Spaniard," Inigo Said. "no Good," The Man In Black Replied. "i've Known Too Many Spaniards."

Westley: This Is True Love — You Think This Happens Every Day?

Get Used To Disappointment.

Existence Was Really Very Simple When You Did What You Were Told.

He's Right On Top Of Us. I Wonder If He Is Using The Same Wind We Are Using.

And That's When She Put Her Book Down. And Looked At Me. And Said It: "life Isn't Fair, Bill. We Tell Our Children That It Is, But It's A Terrible Thing To Do. It's Not Only A Lie, It's A Cruel Lie. Life Is Not Fair, And It Never Has Been, And It's Never Going To Be.

Mawwage. Mawwage Is What Bwings Us Together Today.

Buttercup's Mother Whirled On Him. 'did You Forget To Pay Your Taxes?' (this Was After Taxes. But Everything Is After Taxes. Taxes Were Here Even Before Stew.)

True Love Is The Best Thing In The World, Except For Cough Drops.

Life Isn't Fair. It's Just Fairer Than Death, That's All.

You Could Concentrate Much More Deeply When You Were Alone With Agony.

Who Are You?" "no One Of Consequence." "i Must Know." "get Used To Disappointment.

You Can Never Trust What You Read.

I Write Out Of Revenge.

Someone Would Have To Keep His Wits, And He Had Assumed Automatically That Since Fezzik Had So Few, He Would Find Retaining Them Not All That Difficult.

There Are Always Too Few Perfect Breasts In This World; Leave Yours Alone.

I’ll Tell You The Truth And Its Up To You To Live With It.

There Is One Crucial Rule That Must Be Followed In All Creative Meetings. Never Speak First. At Least At The Start, Your Job Is To Shut Up.

The Duchess Set About Studying Annette And Shortly Found Her Adversary's Tragic Flaw. Chocolate.

Westley And I Are Joined By The Bond Of Love And You Cannot Track That, Not With A Thousand Bloodhounds, And You Cannot Break It, Not With A Thousand Swords.

Is This A Kissing Book?

The Queen's Pride Was His Ship, And He Loved Her. (that Was The Way His Sentences Always Went: It Is Raining Today And I Love You. My Cold Is Better And I Love You. Say Hello To Horse And I Love You. Like That.)

Life Is Pain, Highness. Anyone Who Says Differently Is Selling Something. If This Is True, Or If You Are One Of The People Who Believe This Is True, Then The One Universal Way To Enjoy Life Is Still The Same, Which Is To Learn To Be Grateful That It Is Not Worse!!

Let Me Get This Thing Straight, Inigo--we Had Scraps For Dinner? I'm In Your Fantasy And The Best You Can Come Up With Is Scraps?" She Turned Toward The Door Then. "you Have No Chance Of Winning My Heart.

Nobody Knows Anything...... Not One Person In The Entire Motion Picture Field Knows For A Certainty What's Going To Work. Every Time Out It's A Guess And, If You're Lucky, An Educated One.

Motion Pictures

I Guess The Most Amazing Thing About Crying Though Is That When You're In It, You Think It'll Go On Forever But It Never Really Lasts Half What You Think. Not In Terms Of Real Time. In Terms Of Real Emotions, It's Worse Than You Think, But Not By The Clock.

Never Go In Against A Sicilian When Death Is On The Line.

Books And Movies

Now What Happens?" Asked The Man In Black. "we Face Each Other As God Intended," Fezzik Said. "no Tricks, No Weapons, Skill Against Skill Alone." "you Mean You'll Put Down Your Rock And I'll Put Down My Sword And We'll Try To Kill Each Other Like Civilized People, Is That It?

She Loves You," The Prince Cried. "she Loves You Still And You Love Her, So Think Of That--think Of This Too: In All This World, You Might Have Been Happy, Genuinely Happy. Not One Couple In A Century Has That Chance, Not Really, No Matter What The Storybooks Say, But You Could Have Had It, And So, I Would Think, No One Will Ever Suffer A Loss As Great As You.

Everyone Had Told Her, Since She Became A Princess-in-training, That She Was Very Likely The Most Beautiful Woman In The World. Now She Was Going To Be The Richest And The Most Powerful As Well. Don't Expect Too Much From Life, Buttercup Told Herself As She Rode Along. Learn To Be Satisfied With What You Have.

As Far As The Filmmaking Process Is Concerned, Stars Are Essentially Worthless - And Absolutely Essential.

Life Is Pain, Highness. Anyone Who Tells You Differently Is Selling Something.

And What Have I Done?" What? What?...you've Stolen Them." With That, Cornelia Fled, But Buttercup Understood; She Knew Who "them" Was. The Boys. The Beef-witted Featherbrained Rattledskulled Clodpated Dim-domed Noodle-noggined Sapheaded Lunk-knobbed Boys.

For You See Each Day I Love You More Today More Than Yesterday And Less Than Tomorrow. Just Because You're Beautiful And Perfect, It's Made You Conceited.

I Love You More

Good Night, Westley. Good Work. Sleep Well. I'll Most Likely Kill You In The Morning.

I Understand Everything,” He Said. “you Understand Nothing, But It Really Doesn’t Matter, Since What You Mean Is, You’re Glad To See Me, Just As I’m Glad To See You Because No More Loneliness.” “that’s What I Mean,” Said Fezzik.

Cynics Are Simply Thwarted Romantics.

"we’ll Never Survive!” “nonsense. You’re Only Saying That Because No One Ever Has."

You Are Trying To Kidnap What I Have Rightfully Stolen, And I Think It Quite Ungentlemanly.

The Easiest Thing To Do On Earth Is Not Write…but This Is Life On Earth, You Can't Have Everything.

There Have Been Five Great Kisses Since 1642 B.c...(before Then Couples Hooked Thumbs.) And The Precise Rating Of Kisses Is A Terribly Difficult Thing, Often Leading To Great Controversy.... Well, This One Left Them All Behind.

Her Heart Was A Secret Garden And The Walls Were Very High.

Whoever Invented The Meeting Must Have Had Hollywood In Mind. I Think They Should Consider Giving Oscars For Meetings: Best Meeting Of The Year, Best Supporting Meeting, Best Meeting Based On Material From Another Meeting.

See?" Fezzik Pointed Then. Far Down, At The Very Bottom Of The Mountain Path, The Man In Black Could Be Seen Running. "inigo Is Beaten." Inconceivable!" Exploded The Sicilian. Fezzik Never Dared Disagree With The Hunchback. "i'm So Stupid," Fezzik Nodded. "inigo Has Not Lost To The Man In Black, He Has Defeated Him. And To Prove It He Has Put On All The Man In Black's Clothes And Masks And Hoods And Boots And Gained Eighty Pounds.

You Have A Dizzying Intellect.

It's One Of My Biggest Memories Of My Father Reading. I Had Pneumonia, Remember, But I Was A Little Better Now, And Madly Caught Up In The Book, And One Thing You Know When You're Ten Is That, No Matter What, There's Gonna Be A Happy Ending. They Can Sweat All They Want To Scare You, The Authors, But Back Of It All You Know, You Just Have No Doubt, That In The Long Run Justice Is Going To Win Out.

My Name Is Inigo Montoya, You Killed My Father, Prepare To Die!

I Am Your Prince And You Will Marry Me," Humperdinck Said. Buttercup Whispered, "i Am Your Servant And I Refuse." "i Am You Prince And You Cannot Refuse." "i Am Your Loyal Servant And I Just Did." "refusal Means Death." "kill Me Then.

A Good Writer Is Not Someone Who Knows How To Write- But How To Rewrite

Dummy, Dummy, Go Out Now And Fill Your Tummy.

Have Fun Storming The Castle!

Let's Look On The Bright Side: We're Having An Adventure, Fezzik, And Most People Live And Die Without Being As Lucky As We Are.

I Just Know Once You're Over Your Emotional Outbursts, You'll Come Up With-' I Mean If We Even Had A Wheelbarrow, That Would Be Something,' Westley Said.

Anybody That Says Different Is Selling Something.

Selling Something

There Have Been Five Great Kisses Since 1642 B.c. When Saul And Delilah Korn's Inadvertent Discovery Swept Across Western Civilization. (before Then Couples Hooked Thumbs.) And The Precise Rating Of Kisses Is A Terribly Difficult Thing, Often Leading To Great Controversy, Because Although Everyone Agrees With The Formula Of Affection Times Purity Times Intensity Times Duration, No One Has Ever Been Completely Satisfied With How Much Weight Each Element Should Receive. But On Any System, There Are Five That Everyone Agrees Deserve Full Marks. Well, This One Left Them All Behind.

Since The Invention Of The Kiss, There Have Only Been Five Kisses That Were Rated The Most Passionate, The Most Pure. This One Left Them All Behind.

If All That's Going On In Your Scenes Is What's Going On In Your Scenes, Think About It A Long Time.

Nobody Knows Anything.

I Mean If We Even Had A Wheelbarrow, That Would Be Something.

Emotional Outbursts

Being A Screenwriter Is Not Enough For A Full Creative Life.

I Say You Are A Coward And You Are; I Think You Hunt Only To Reassure Yourself That You Are Not What You Are: The Weakest Thing To Ever Walk The Earth. He Will Come For Me And Then We Will Be Gone, And You Will Be Helpless For All Your Hunting, Because Westley And I Are Joined By The Bond Of Love And You Cannot Track That, Not With A Thousand Bloodhounds, And You Cannot Break It, Not With A Thousand Swords.

Flailing And Thrashing, Buttercup Wept And Tossed And Paced And Wept Some More, And There Have Been Three Great Cases Of Jealousy Since David Of Galilee Was First Afflicted With The Emotion When He Could No Longer Stand The Fact That His Neighbor Saul's Cactus Outshone His Own. (originally, Jealousy Pertained Solely To Plants, Other People's Cactus Or Ginkgoes, Or, Later, When There Was Grass, Grass, Which Is Why, Even To This Day, We Say That Someone Is Green With Jealousy.) Buttercup's Case Rated A Close Fourth On The All-time List. It Was A Very Long And Very Green Night.

Inconceivable!" "you Keep Using That Word. I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means.

Westley: Hear This Now: I Will Always Come For You. Buttercup: But How Can You Be Sure? Westley: This Is True Love-you Think This Happens Every Day? Westley: I Told You I Would Always Come For You. Why Didn't You Wait For Me? Buttercup: Well...you Were Dead. Westley: Death Cannot Stop True Love. All It Can Do Is Delay It For A While. Buttercup: I Will Never Doubt Again. Westley: There Will Never Be A Need.

While He Was Watching The Ships, Buttercup Shoved Him With All Her Strength Remaining. [...] Down Went The Man In Black. [...] "you Can Die Too For All I Care," She Said, And Then She Turned Away. Words Followed Her. Whispered From Far, Weak And Warm And Familiar. "as...you...wish..."

The Tears That Kept Buttercup Company The Remainder Of The Day Were Not At All Like Those That Had Blinded Her Into The Tree Trunk. Those Were Noisy And Hot; They Pulsed. These Were Silent And Steady And All They Did Was Remind Her That She Wasn’t Good Enough. She Was Seventeen, And Every Male She’d Ever Known Had Crumbled At Her Feet And It Meant Nothing. The One Time It Really Mattered, She Wasn’t Good Enough.

Chapter One. The Bride." He Held Up The Book Then. "i'm Reading It To You For Relax." He Practically Shoved The Book In My Face. "by S. Morgenstern. Great Florinese Writer. The Princess Bride. He Too Came To America. S. Morgenstern. Dead Now In New York. The English Is His Own. He Spoke Eight Tongues." Here My Father Put Down The Book And Held Up All His Fingers. "eight. Once In Florin City...

I Am As Devoted To Adventure Now As Then, And That’s Never Going To Stop.

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