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I Despise Hip Hop. Loathe It. Eminem Is An Idiot And I Find 50 Cent The Most Distasteful Character I Have Ever Crossed In My Life. Eminem's New Song About His Kid - Isn't It The Most Ridiculous Piece Of Music You Have Ever Heard In Your Life? I Just Don't Like The Dragging Women Around On Dog Leads And All That Stuff

It's A Sad State When More People Retweet Than Buy Records.

There's Enough Music In The World. There Are Enough Rock Stars.

You Can't Be A Mod And A Rocker. You Have To Choose Sides.

I Know There's Bands That Might Write Something That Sounds Like The Smiths, And They'll Go, 'oh, It Sounds Like The Smiths, We've Got To Make It Sound Not Like The Smiths.'

The Thing About Bands Is Everybody Wants To Be The Next Oasis, And That Doesn't Mean Slogging It Out Around The Toilet [gigs], It Means, "give Me The Check, I Need To Go To The Levis Shop And I Need A 1960s Gibson."

The Thing About Us Is We're Honest. If We're Asked Whether We Take Drugs, We Say Yes. I Was Brought Up By My Mom Not To Be A Liar.

I Sold My Soul For The Second Time, Cause' The Man Don't Pay Me.

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When A Lot Of Musicians Change Styles, Their Songwriting Suffers Because They Want To Be Different.

The Who Always Play 'i Can't Explain'; And We'll Always Play 'wonderwall'. People Ask Us If We Get Bored Of It. You Can't Get Bored Of 15,000 People Shouting For 'wonderwall'. That's Better Than Drugs. You Get A Hard-on When You Hear That.

I'm Not Technically Proficient Enough To Attempt All Kinds Of Music.

Those Who Don't Say What They Mean Will Live And Die By Their Own Sword.

The Thing About Manchester Is...it All Comes From Here

There's Nothing Good On The News. You're Not Telling Me Cnn Is All Cats In Trees, Are You? Nothing Can Be That Good If Piers Morgan Is In It, You Know What I Mean?

Great Music Is In The Ear Of The Beholder.

We Shouldn't Need Riot Police At Schools.

Women Have Nine Months More Experience Than You Do - Nine Months To Prepare For Being A Parent.

With Every Song That I Write, I Compare It To The Beatles. The Thing Is, They Only Got There Before Me. If I'd Been Born At The Same Time As John Lennon, I'd Have Been Up There.

My Wife Would Say I'm Not Romantic At All, But I Would Say That I'm The Ultimate Romancer Because I Write About... Life Being Brilliant.

Some Might Say They Don't Believe In Heaven Go And Tell It To The Man Who Lives In Hell.

You Don't Have To Be Great To Be Successful. Look At Phil Collins.

Being Successful

I Started Off As Many Fathers Do. I Enjoyed The Good Bits, But I Was Wary Of The Responsibility. But Now I Love Being A Dad.

You And I Are Gonna Live Forever...

None Of Us Went To University, None Of Us Went To College, None Of Us Played In A Different Band Before, None Of Us Done Anything. We Were The Last Great Band To Come Out Of Nowhere, On An Indie Label. We've Sold 50 Million Records. That's Still The Benchmark. Until Someone Does What We've Done, I'll Always Consider Myself The Last Big Songwriter

Is It Any Wonder Why Princes & Kings, Are Clowns That Caper In Their Sawdust Rings, When Ordinary People Who Are Like You And Me, Are The Builders Of Their Destiny...

All I Would Like To Say Is That I'm Rich And You're Not.

I Don't Much Like 'wonderwall,' But The Effect That Song Has On People, I Can't Deny It.

Oasis Were The Last Great, Traditional Rock 'n' Roll Band. We Came Along Before The Internet So, If You Wanted To See Us, You Had To Be There. It Makes Me Feel Like A Righteous Old Man.

True Perfection Has To Be Imperfect. I Know That Sounds Foolish, But It's True.

You Gotta Say What You Say, Don't Let Anybody Get In Your Way...

My Son Ain't Going To Be Miserable Because He's Going To Be The Child Of A Rock Star, The End.

I Don't Mind One Direction. They're Harmless, Aren't They?

You Can't Put A Load Of Rockstars Up On A Stage And Expect To Wipe Out Global Poverty. That's Ludicrous.

Slade Was Never Pretentious. It Was Just Music To Them. Pop, Rock, Soul....it Was All The Same To Slade. They Wrote Great Songs. And, Besides, I'd Like To Raid Their Wardrobe.

Look. I Was A Superhero In The '90s. I Said So At The Time. Mccartney, Weller, Townshend, Richards, My First Album's Better Than All Their First Albums. Even They'd Admit That.

Twenty Years From Now, Will We Listen To Lady Gaga? No. She Might Think She Is Making A Stand For The Freaks And The Weirdos. But They're Not Going To Have Any Decent Music To Play, Are They?

As Soon As People Realize That The Majority Of People In This Country Take Drugs Then The Better Off We'll All Be. It's Not Like A Scandalous Sensation Or Anything Like That... Drugs Is Like Getting Up And Having A Cup Of Tea In The Morning.

When You're In A Band And There's Five Of You, You Have To Accommodate Five People In Every Song.

Chart Positions Are For People With Manbags Who Get To Work At 11 A.m. Because They've Been At A Digital Meeting.

You'll Find People Who Rib You About Their Age Are Petrified About Getting Old. It Doesn't Bother Me.

For The Record, I Iike Jay-z. That's My Opinion.

The Most Annoying Person On The Bbc Is Russell Brand, I've Actually Been Close Up To That Boy. He Smells Like When You Mix Garlic With Coffee And Alcohol. I'm Just Saying When You Get Close To Him, He Could Do With A Bit Of Sure For Men, He Stinks.

Even In The Nineties, When It Was Mad And There Were Photographers All Around The House, It Never Occurred To Me To Send Someone Else Out To Get Cigarettes. It Took Me Five Minutes - Went For A Walk, Gave A Wave, Went Back Inside.

People Say I Seem Very Negative About New Music - Well, If Somebody Asks Me What I Think Of Keane, I'll Tell 'em. I Don't Like 'em. I'll Obviously Take It A Step Too Far And Grossly Insult The Keyboard Player's Mam Or Summat, But I'm Afraid That's Just Me.

I Don't Dislike Rappers Or Hip-hop Or People Who Like It. I Went To The Def Jam Tour In Manchester In The '80s When Rap Was Inspirational. Public Enemy Were Awesome. But It's All About Status And Bling Now, And It Doesn't Say Anything To Me.

I First Came To London When I Was 22 And Working As A Roadie. Having Watched The 'news At Ten' All My Life, I Thought Big Ben Was Going To Be Massive, But I Was Underwhelmed.

Frontmen Come Alive When They Come Onstage.

No Matter How Much You Sit There Twiddling, Going, 'we're All Doomed', At The End Of The Day People Will Always Want To Hear You Play Creep. Get Over It.

The End Of The Day

Americans Are Crazy. They Have This Fascination With Throwing Their Shoes On Stage. I've Been To A Lot Of Shows In Me Life, Some Good And Some Bad. But I Was Never Moved To Take Off Me Shoes And Throw It At The Lead Singer.

Traditionally Speaking, The Three Biggest Twats In Any Band Are The Singer, The Keyboardist And The Drummer. I Don't Need To Say Anything Else.

When I Was 16 I'd Watch 'the Godfather,' But I Didn't Think, 'right, I'm Going To Go Down The Barber's And Get Some Protection Money Off Him.'

Next Year I Hope To Get A Stalker Or Two Because I Don't Believe You've Arrived Until You Get A Stalker.

Gold And Silver And Sunshine Is Rising Up.

These Fledgling Democracies In The Middle East, They're Actually Fighting For Their Freedom. And What Are They Rioting For In England? Leisurewear.

I'm Embarrassed When I See Brits Abroad; They Have Their Tops Off, Wear Flip Flops, And Shout At The Top Of Their Voices.

It Took Me To About Maybe 16, 17 Or 18 Or Something To Realise I Was Absolutely Useless At Everything Else Except For Playing Guitar And Writing Words

Why Is The Rest Of The World So Overcrowded? Nobody Lives In America! We're All Squashed Up On Top Of Each Other In London.

I Hate Mourinho. He's A Fool.

I Don't Like John Terry And I Never Have. He's Got Funny Eyes And He's A Cry Baby. He's Also A Cockney.

Thank You For The Sun, The One That Shines On Everyone, Who Feels Love...

There's Not Enough Good Things In The World.

Is It Worth The Aggravation To Find Yourself A Job When There's Nothing Worth Working For?

It's The First Time I'm Going To Be On My Own This Christmas And I'm Really Looking Forward To Not Having Any Cards Or Decorations Up. So I'll Be In London, Sit On My Couch, Arms Folded, Curtains Drawn, Having A Drink.

America Is Incredibly Professional And Corporate.

We Live A Dying Dream, If You Know What I Mean...

In Business, You Can Have One Massive Success That Earns $50 Million Overnight, And That's It. You're Successful. End Of Story. But In The Music Business, You Have To Keep On Doing It.

When You're The Cash Cow That Lays The Golden Goose Egg, People Are Always Going To Cheer You On, Whatever.

Do You Ever Look At The Sky And Think, I'm Glad I'm Alive? After I Heard System Of A Down, I Thought, I'm Actually Alive To Hear The Shittiest Band Of All Time. Which Is Quite Something When You Think About It. Of All The Bands That Have Gone Before And All The Bands That'll Be In The Future, I Was Around When The Worst Was Around.

I'm A Happy-go-lucky Character. I'm Not That Miserable. But I Can Never Let Anyone Into My World.

There's No New Direction. It's Not More Poppy Or More Rocky. They're Just Rock'n'roll Tunes. I'll Never Change The Music I Write.

Take The Time To Make Some Sense For What You Wanna Say, And Cast Your Words Away Upon The Waves. Sail Them Home With Acquiesce On A Ship Of Hope Today, And As They Land Upon The Shore, Tell Them Not To Fear No More. I'm Not Saying Right Is Wrong, It's Up To Us To Make The Best Of All The Things That Come Our Way. Cos' Everything That's Been Has Past, The Answers In The Looking Glass. There's Four And Twenty Million Doors On Life's Endless Corridor, So Say It Loud And Sing It Proud Today.

Rock Stardom Will Die Because Nobody Will Make Enough Money Any More To Be Rock Stars.

Producers Like To Record All The Drums First, Then They Do The Bass, Then All The Guitars, So You're Constantly Moving From One Song To Another.

We Were Able To Provide Housing To All Who Need It. We've Had Incredibly Generous Offers From Alumni For Housing.

You Can't Afford To Think About What Might Have Been. You Just Be Aware Of What Is.

Might Have Been

If I Ever Get To Go To The Moon, I'll Probably Just Stand On The Moon And Go 'hmmm, Yeah...fair Enough...gotta Go Home Now.'

You Have To Make The Effort With Children. You Can't Have Them Thinking That I Reckon I'm Special, Otherwise They'll Start Thinking They're Special. I Want Them To Feel Normal For As Long As Possible Because God Knows They'll Reach An Age When They'll Be Told They're Not.

I Do All The Work So It's Only Right That I Should Get The Most Money. Plus I Am The Most Handsome.

I Wasn't Put On This Earth To Amass Money Or Personal Wealth. I Was Put On This Earth To Play Guitar And Write Songs.

My First Instinct When I Write Songs Is Not A Negative One. It's Something Positive... Everything I've Ever Done Has Some Form Of Hope In It, I Think.

Progression Is Going Forwards. Going Backwards Is Regression. Going Sideways Is Just Gression.

I'm Not Interested In Making Money. It's Just That With My Talent, I'm Cursed With It.

I'm A Massive Fan Of The Stones, And I Don't Think Anybody Should Deny Them The Right To Carry On Making Music. I Just Wish They Wouldn't Wear Leggings.

I'll Do One Eventually As Life's Too Short And None Of Us Is Getting Any Younger. I'd Like To Make One While I Still Look Good And Before I Look Like Phil Collins, Which, Eventually, I Will.

We Dragged English Guitar Music Out Of The Gutter.

I'm A Little Bit Of A Control Freak When It Comes To My Music, Unfortunately.

I Certainly Don’t Believe In Religion, Although I Find It Fascinating That It’s Become So Powerful In The World And It’s Kind Of Dictated Morals Down Through Societies For Thousands Of Years, But I Don’t See The Hand Of God At Work In The World Anywhere.

What's Problematic About Playing Stadiums And Driving Around In Private Jets And Drinking Champagne At 8 O'clock In The Morning? What's Wrong With That? I Haven't Got A Problem With That. I Can't Fathom Why People Would.

I Don't Think People Need To Know What Colour Socks I'm Wearing Today; I Don't Think People Need To Know What Shower Gel I'm Using. There's Too Much Information In The World, And There's No Magic Or Mystery Anymore.

I'll Have My Way, In My Own Time, I'll Have My Say, My Star Will Shine...

Solo Artists Are Generally Totally Insane. Elton John? Slightly Eccentric. George Michael? He's Mad As Custard.

I Like Being Famous. It Can Be A Bit Of A Pain But You Get Free Food In Restaurants And People Send You Clothes.

You've Got To Be Strong Enough For Love. It's Very Easy To Be Cool And Cynical. It's Very Difficult To Just Let Yourself Go And Be In Love. You've Got To Be Strong Enough For That.

I've Never Felt Like I Had Anything Important To Say.

I've Got My Own Style On The Guitar, Sure, And I Play Rhythm In A Certain Way, And I Use Certain Inflections. People Have Said That To Me, And I Understand It.

Every Album I've Ever Been Involved In, On The Day That It Came Out I Believed In It.

I Wouldn't Be Here If It Wasn't For My Mum. I Know I've Got Irish Blood Because I Wake Up Everyday With A Hangover.

I've Grown To Love California: It's The Dream Of Every English Musician To Come Here And Work In The Sunshine. To Walk Up Sunset Boulevard, Knowing You're Going To Make Music - That's It.

When We Started Off, We Wanted The Girls, The Cocaine, The Fur Coats. It Wasn't Like It Was An Act; It Was Almost Like Working-class People Winning The Pools. We Went Bananas.

There Are Periods Where You Think, "what Am I Doing?" Or "what Am I Doing It For?"; That's A More Scary Question. "i've Made S---loads Of Money, I've Left My Mark In Music, Why Am I Still Doing This?," And It Takes A While To Answer That Question.

Maybe The Songs That We Sing Are Wrong, Maybe The Dreams That We Dream Are Gone, So Bring It On Home And It Won't Be Long, It's Getting Better Man!

When I'm Doing Music And I'm On The Road, I Love It. But Once I'm Home, It's Very Difficult To Go Back Out On The Road.

As I Get Older, I Don't Aggressively Pursue Songs. All The Great Ones Just Appear.

You're Asking If I'm Happy? I've Got 87 Million In The Bank, I've Got A Rolls Royce, I've Got 3 Stalkers, I'm About To Go On The Board At Manchester City, I'm Part Of The Greatest Band In The World. Am I Happy With That? No, I'm Not! I Want More!

Rock 'n' Roll Is About Music. Music. Music. Music. It's Not About You, It's Not About Me, It's Not About Oasis. It's About The Tunes.

American Sports Are Quite Masculine. And Football - Although It's Still Played By Men All Over The World - Football Compared To American Football Is Quite Feminine In Its Artistry. And There's No Padding. It's America's Loss, Though.

I Absolutely Loved Being Famous. It Was All Great, Up Until The Point When It Wasn't.

I Don't Think We Live In Those Times When Great Art Comes Out Of Great Adversity.

I Can Make Going To The Dry-cleaners Last An Entire Day, And The Dry Cleaners Might Be 150 Yards From My Front Door. You Might Find It Hard To Believe, But I Am Bone-idle Lazy.

Kids And Family Life Are Only As Good As Your Wife, And She's Amazing.

I'm Not Sure About This Live 8 Thing. Correct Me If I Am Wrong, But Are They Hoping That One Of These Guys From The G8 Is On A Quick 15-minute Break At Gleneagles And Sees Annie Lennox Singing "sweet Dreams" And Thinks: "f... Me, She Might Have A Point There, You Know." It's Not Going To F... Happen, Is It? Keane Doing "somewhere Only We Know" And Some Japanese Businessman Going: "aw, Look At Him...we Should Really F... Drop That Debt, You Know." It's Not Going To Happen, Is It?

I Envy Drummers. It Must Be The Ultimate To Sing And Play Drums At The Same Time. Phil Collins, No Wonder He's So F... Happy.

If Everyone In The Music Business Were Brutally Honest About What Their Intentions Were Then You Could Sort Things Out, But It's All Smoke And Mirrors.

All Your Dreams Are Made / When You're Chained To The Mirror And The Razor Blade

The Scumbags Are Taking Over The Streets. I Don't Know What David Cameron And Gordon Brown Are Going To Do About It. It All Goes Back To The Thatcher (margaret Thatcher) Years. It Sounds Like A Cliché But That's When The Rot Set In.

I Don't Fall Into The Category Of Tortured Artist. But It's Not Made Me More Or Less Anything.

I Don't Live To Work; I Work To Live.

I Go Into Daunt Books In Marylebone Every Couple Of Weeks. My Wife Sara Demolishes Books, But I Only Buy Stuff Occasionally. I Like Boys' Things, Spies And The Cold War.

Just Because You Sell Lots Of Records It Doesn't Mean To Say You're Any Good. Look At Phil Collins.

I'm Used To People Being A Mile Away. That Suits Me. It's More Nerve-wracking Playing In Front Of People Who Are Two Feet Away From Me.

Some Might Say That Sunshine Follows Thundergo And Tell It To The Man Who Cannot Shinesome Might Say That We Should Never Ponderon Our Thoughts Today Cos They Will Sway Over Timesome Might Say They Don't Believe In Heaven Go And Tell It To The Man Who Lives In Hellsome Might Say You Get What You've Been Givenif You Don't Get Yours I Won't Get Mine As Well

Tony Blair Is A Brilliant Politician. Unfortunately, His Legacy Is Entwined With George W. Bush Because Of Iraq.

Under Thatcher, Who Ruled Us With An Iron Rod, Great Art Was Made. Amazing Designers And Musicians. Acid House Was Born. Very Colourful And Progressive.

My Kids Have Got To Work Themselves Around My Life, Not The Other Way. That's How Kids Become Brats, If You're There Staring At Them All The Time Going, 'are You Alright?'

I've Never Been Asked To Do A Collaboration. I Guess I Just Don't Give Off That Come-and-get-me Vibe. I Wouldn't Be Adverse To Doing One With Coldplay Or U2 - Anyone Who Sells 50 Million Albums.

Fame Is Something That Is Bestowed Upon You Because Of Success. Success Is Something You Have To Chase.

You've Just Got To Trust Your Instincts And Realize That You Can't Please All The People All The Time. You've Got To Please Yourself Ultimately In The End.

It's Not About Being Upset About The Things You Might Have Said Or Done Yesterday, Which Is Quite Appropriate At The Moment. It's About Looking Forward Rather Than Looking Back. I Hate People Who Look Back On The Past Or Talk About What Might Have Been.

Gone Are The Days When Virgin Records Was Owned By Richard Branson, A Fan Of Music. Now They're All Owned By Some Guy Who Bought It Off Some Guy Who Bought It Off Some Guy Who Wants A Return On His Investment.

America Is A Really Delicate Flower That Needs A Lot Of Attention.

I Like Chris Martin. I Think He's A Really Great Songwriter.

I Love The Bee Gees, But Only The Pre-disco Stuff. From '64 To '69, I've Got All Their Albums.

Music Is A Thing That Changes People's Lives. It Has The Capacity To Make Young People's Lives Better.

If I Can Give You Any Advice, It's This: Every Hour That You Spend Sat On The Couch Doing Nothing, Put It To Good Use, Because When You Have Kids, An Hour Is Like A Lifetime.

Every Song That I Play I Wrote By Myself.

Phil Collins Sold Five Times As Many Records As I Did. Does That Make Him Nearly As Influential As I Am? Nope.

I Do Think My Old Fella Wasn't Much Of A... I Don't Remember Him Ever Being A 'dad' Dad. He Was Too Busy Working. It Was A Hard Life, Man.

Paul Mccartney, One Of The Best Songwriters Of All Time, Has Only Produced Manure For The Past 25 Years.

I Have To Be Myself, I Can't Be No One Else.

I Hate That Alex [james] And Damon [albarn]. I Hope They Catch Aids And Die.

You Can Have It All But How Much Do You Want It?

There Was A Euphoria In The Music And The Way It Was Delivered, And, As The Crowds Started To Get Bigger, It Fed Off Itself Until It Became Less About The Band And More About Being With All Those People, Jumping Up And Down, Drunk To The Music.

We Need Each Other, We Believe In One Another, And I Know We're Gonna Uncover, What's Sleepin' In Our Soul...

I Was Playing Guitar Before I Heard The Beatles, But As I Got Older And Listened To Their Tunes I Realized They Were Amazing. They Inspire Me More Now Than They Did When I Was A Kid And Are Still The Greatest.

I'm Against People Downloading Music.

Downloading Music

If I Were In The Beatles, I'd Be A Good George Harrison.

We're Not Arrogant, We Just Believe We're The Best Band In The World.

They Should Be Shot. (on The Backstreet Boys)

It'll Be Nice To Know That Every Gallon Of Petrol A Manchester United Fan Buys Is Going Into Our Kitty.

I Think The Fact That Sir Alex Ferguson Rested Howard Webb Had A Lot To Do With The Result.

Drugs Is Like Getting Up And Having A Cup Of Tea In The Morning.

I've Always Been Into Guitars. We Want To Put Keyboards On, But Keyboard Players Don't Look Cool Onstage, They Just Keep Their Heads Down. There Has Never Been A Cool Keyboard Player, Apart From Elton John.

I Love The Satisfaction Of Living In A World On A Wednesday Where A Song Didn't Exist That You're Going To Create On A Thursday That's Going To Change Somebody's Life, Possibly, You're Creating That From Nothing.

I Have 3 Kids And A Cat And A Busy, Noisy House. I Get More Time To Relax When I'm Working.

It Is Hard To Be Modest At Times Like These So I Won't Even Try...you Are All Shite!

Times Like These

College Football Today Is One Of The Last Great Strongholds Of Genuine Old-fashioned American Hypocrisy.

I Just Think Radiohead Are F-in' Miserable Bastards.

If I Had A Gun, I'd Shoot A Hole Into The Sun And Love Would Burn This City Down For You.

I've Got A Fleet Of Cars And I've Never Had A Driving License, Ever.

Rock N' Roll To Me Is All About Freedom Of Thought And To Be Whatever You Want To Be.

To Be Quite Honest, John Lennon Had Questionable Politics. There Was A Flip Side. He Was All Peace And Love, But He Was A Very Violent Character.

We Like Annoying People. It's A Manchester Thing. It's A Trait. We Just Like Pissing People Off.

Jack White Has Just Done A Song For Coca-cola. End Of. He Ceases To Be In The Club. And He Looks Like Zorro On Doughnuts.

I Don't Like Being On Television When I'm Playing Live. I Don't Even Like Being On Jools Holland Or Any Of Them Programs.

I'm Going To Get Drunk And Insult As Many Musicians From The 80's As Is Humanly Possible.

My Favorite Pastime Is Staring Out The Window. When I Go On Tour, I Can Spend Hours And Hours Just Staring Out The Window, Thinking About Nothing. I Love All That.

Oasis Can't Be Summed Up In One Word. I Could Do A Sentence: Boys From Council Estate Made It Very, Very Big.

Anything That's Of Any Use, Famous People Get Hold Of It And Take It For Themselves And It Gets A Bad Rap.

I Don't Have The Genetic Make-up Of A Frontman, But I'm Learning How To Do It.

There Is A Limited Supply Of Excellent Songs, But I Am Not The Only One. Paul Mccartney, One Of The Best Songwriters Of All Time, Has Only Produced Manure For The Past 25 Years. Rock Musicians Over 30 Only Produce Unimportant Material.

Writing Songs, That's What Gets Me Going. Not The Drugs Or The Sex Or The Rock'n'roll Behaviour, It's The Music.

I Did Drugs For 18 Years And I Never Got That Bad As To Say, 'you Know What? I Think The Kaiser Chiefs Are Brilliant.'

The Fate Of The African Continent Does Not F-ing Depend On A Load Of F-ing Musicians In Hyde Park Singing F-ing S-t Songs To Kids.

I've Never Understood Musicians Who Don't Enjoy Doing Promotional Interviews. I Just Can't Believe It. I Always Think, 'your Life Must Have Been So Brilliant Before You Were In A Band.'

I'm A Great Songwriter, But I'm Not The Most Talented Musician.

Talented Musicians

Kylie Minogue Is Just A Demonic Little Idiot As Far As I'm Concerned. She Gets Cool Dance Producers To Work With Her For Some Bizarre Reason, I Don't Know Why. She Doesn't Even Have A Good Name. It's A Stupid Name, Kylie, I Just Don't Get It.

If You Don't Want To Be The Biggest Band In The World, You May As Well Pack It In.

I Remember The 70s Constantly Being Winter In Manchester And The Irish Community In Manchester Closing Ranks Because Of The Ira Bombings In Birmingham And Manchester, And You Know The Bin-workers' Strike, All Wrapped Up In It... They Were Violent Times. Violence At Home And Violence At Football Matches.

The Charts Are Only Relevant When You're Top Of Them!

I Love The Nfl. I Don't Have A Team Per Se, But I'm Into It.

I'm Equal Part Genius, Equal Part Buffoon.

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