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Rock 'n' Roll Is About Music. Music. Music. Music. It's Not About You, It's Not About Me, It's Not About Oasis. It's About The Tunes.

You Can't Afford To Think About What Might Have Been. You Just Be Aware Of What Is.

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The End Of The Day

Solo Artists Are Generally Totally Insane. Elton John? Slightly Eccentric. George Michael? He's Mad As Custard.

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Gold And Silver And Sunshine Is Rising Up.

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You Don't Have To Be Great To Be Successful. Look At Phil Collins.

Being Successful

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It's A Sad State When More People Retweet Than Buy Records.

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I Remember The 70s Constantly Being Winter In Manchester And The Irish Community In Manchester Closing Ranks Because Of The Ira Bombings In Birmingham And Manchester, And You Know The Bin-workers' Strike, All Wrapped Up In It... They Were Violent Times. Violence At Home And Violence At Football Matches.

As Soon As People Realize That The Majority Of People In This Country Take Drugs Then The Better Off We'll All Be. It's Not Like A Scandalous Sensation Or Anything Like That... Drugs Is Like Getting Up And Having A Cup Of Tea In The Morning.

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The Scumbags Are Taking Over The Streets. I Don't Know What David Cameron And Gordon Brown Are Going To Do About It. It All Goes Back To The Thatcher (margaret Thatcher) Years. It Sounds Like A Cliché But That's When The Rot Set In.

To Be Quite Honest, John Lennon Had Questionable Politics. There Was A Flip Side. He Was All Peace And Love, But He Was A Very Violent Character.

If Everyone In The Music Business Were Brutally Honest About What Their Intentions Were Then You Could Sort Things Out, But It's All Smoke And Mirrors.

There's Not Enough Good Things In The World.

College Football Today Is One Of The Last Great Strongholds Of Genuine Old-fashioned American Hypocrisy.

Rock N' Roll To Me Is All About Freedom Of Thought And To Be Whatever You Want To Be.

Every Album I've Ever Been Involved In, On The Day That It Came Out I Believed In It.

Gone Are The Days When Virgin Records Was Owned By Richard Branson, A Fan Of Music. Now They're All Owned By Some Guy Who Bought It Off Some Guy Who Bought It Off Some Guy Who Wants A Return On His Investment.

There Was A Euphoria In The Music And The Way It Was Delivered, And, As The Crowds Started To Get Bigger, It Fed Off Itself Until It Became Less About The Band And More About Being With All Those People, Jumping Up And Down, Drunk To The Music.

I've Never Been Asked To Do A Collaboration. I Guess I Just Don't Give Off That Come-and-get-me Vibe. I Wouldn't Be Adverse To Doing One With Coldplay Or U2 - Anyone Who Sells 50 Million Albums.

I Do All The Work So It's Only Right That I Should Get The Most Money. Plus I Am The Most Handsome.

I Go Into Daunt Books In Marylebone Every Couple Of Weeks. My Wife Sara Demolishes Books, But I Only Buy Stuff Occasionally. I Like Boys' Things, Spies And The Cold War.

I Love The Bee Gees, But Only The Pre-disco Stuff. From '64 To '69, I've Got All Their Albums.

Kids And Family Life Are Only As Good As Your Wife, And She's Amazing.

Rock Stardom Will Die Because Nobody Will Make Enough Money Any More To Be Rock Stars.

Some Might Say That Sunshine Follows Thundergo And Tell It To The Man Who Cannot Shinesome Might Say That We Should Never Ponderon Our Thoughts Today Cos They Will Sway Over Timesome Might Say They Don't Believe In Heaven Go And Tell It To The Man Who Lives In Hellsome Might Say You Get What You've Been Givenif You Don't Get Yours I Won't Get Mine As Well

I Can Make Going To The Dry-cleaners Last An Entire Day, And The Dry Cleaners Might Be 150 Yards From My Front Door. You Might Find It Hard To Believe, But I Am Bone-idle Lazy.

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