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Candor Compels Me To Admit That I Have No Conclusive Research To Support My View That Jingles Are Less Persuasive Than The Spoken Word. You'd Run Like Hell If A Salesman Came To Your Door And Began Singing At You. Why Do It In Advertising?

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Candor Compels Me To

David Ogilvy

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Candor Compels Me To Admit That I Have No Conclusive Research To Support My View That Jingles Are Less Persuasive Than The Spoken Word. You'd Run Like Hell If A Salesman Came To Your Door And Began Singing At You. Why Do It In Advertising?

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The Most Important Word In The Vocabulary Of Advertising Is Test. If You Pretest Your Product With Consumers, And Pretest Your Advertising, You Will Do Well In The Marketplace.

At 60 Miles An Hour The Loudest Noise In This Rolls-royce Comes From The Electric Clock.

If You Always Hire People Who Are Bigger Than You Are, We Shall Become A Company Of Giants

I Once Used The Word Obsolete In A Headline, Only To Discover That 43 Per Cent Of Housewives Had No Idea What It Meant. In Another Headline, I Used The Word Ineffable, Only To Discover That I Didn't Know What It Meant Myself.

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The Worst Fault A Salesman Can Commit Is To Be A Bore...... Pretend To Be Vastly Interested In Any Subject The Prospects Shows An Interest In.

If You Can’t Be Brilliant, At Least Be Memorable

Can Advertising Foist An Inferior Product On The Consumer? Bitter Experience Has Taught Me That It Cannot. On Those Rare Occasions When I Have Advertised Products Which Consumer Tests Have Found Inferior To Other Products In The Same Field, The Results Have Been Disastrous.

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The Success Of A Meeting Often Depends On Having The Right Documents - Proofs, Artwork, Schedules, Research Charts, Etc. - Present At The Start Of The Meeting. All Too Often We Arrive Like Plumbers, Leaving Our Tools Behind.

People Don't Buy A New Detergent Because The Manufacturer Told A Joke On Television Last Night.

Supposing You've Got An Acute Appendicitis. You've Got To Be Operated On Tonight. Would You Like To Have A Surgeon Who's Read Some Books Of Anatomy And Knows How To Do That Operation - Or Would You Prefer To Have A Surgeon Who Refused To Read All Books About Anatomy And Relied On His Own Instinct?

Some Manufacturers Illustrate Their Advertisements With Abstract Paintings. I Would Only Do This If I Wished To Conceal From The Reader What I Was Advertising.

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Consumers Still Buy Products Whose Advertising Promises Them Value For Money, Beauty, Nutrition, Relief From Suffering, Social Status And So On.

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Every Advertisement Is Part Of The Long Term Investment In The Personality Of The Brand.

If You Have All The Research, All The Ground Rules, All The Directives, All The Data - It Doesn't Mean The Ad Is Written. Then You've Got To Close The Door And Write Something - That Is The Moment Of Truth Which We All Try To Postpone As Long As Possible.

If It Doesn't Sell, It Isn't Creative.

Hire People Who Are Better Than You Are, Then Leave Them To Get On With It. Look For People Who Will Aim For The Remarkable, Who Will Not Settle For The Routine.

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Never Write An Advertisement Which You Wouldn't Want Your Own Family To Read. You Wouldn't Tell Lies To Your Own Wife. Don't Tell Them To Mine. Do As You Would Be Done By.

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Making The Logo Twice The Size Is Often A Good Thing To Do, Because Most Advertisements Are Deficient In Brand Identification. Showing The Clients' Faces Is Also A Better Stratagem Than It May Sound, Because The Public Is More Interested In Personalities Than In Corporations. Some Clients Can Be Projected As Human Symbols Of Their Own Products.

The General Advertisers And Their Agencies Know Almost Nothing For Sure, Because They Cannot Measure The Results Of Their Advertising. They Worship At The Altar Of Creativity, Which Really Means 'originality': The Most Dangerous Word In The Lexicon Of Advertising

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There Are Now Unmistakeable Signs Of A Trend In Favor Of Superior Products At Premium Prices. The Consumer Is Not A Moron, She Is Your Wife.

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Advertising Is The Place Where The Selfish Interests Of The Manufacturer Coincide With The Interests Of Society.

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Big Ideas Come From The Unconscious. This Is True In Art, In Science, And In Advertising. But Your Unconscious Has To Be Well Informed, Or Your Idea Will Be Irrelevant. Stuff Your Conscious Mind With Information, Then Unhook Your Rational Thought Process. You Can Help This Process By Going For A Long Walk, Or Taking A Hot Bath, Or Drinking Half A Pint Of Claret. Suddenly, If The Telephone Line From Your Unconscious Is Open, A Big Idea Wells Up Within You.

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The Manufacturer Who Finds Himself Up The Creek Is The Short-sighted Opportunist Who Siphons Off All His Advertising Dollars For Short-term Promotions.

As A Private Person, I Have A Passion For Landscape, And I Have Never Seen One Improved By A Billboard. Where Every Prospect Pleases, Man Is At His Vilest When He Erects A Billboard. When I Retire From Madison Avenue, I Am Going To Start A Secret Society Of Masked Vigilantes Who Will Travel Around The World On Silent Motor Bicycles, Chopping Down Posters At The Dark Of The Moon. How Many Juries Will Convict Us When We Are Caught In These Acts Of Beneficent Citizenship?

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Good Copy Can't Be Written With Tongue In Cheek, Written Just For A Living. You've Got To Believe In The Product.

You Now Have To Decide What 'image' You Want For Your Brand. Image Means Personality. Products, Like People, Have Personalities, And They Can Make Or Break Them In The Market Place.

We Like People Who Are Honest. Honest In Argument, Honest With Clients, Honest With Suppliers, Honest With The Company - And Above All, Honest With Consumers.

Advertising Is Only Evil When It Advertises Evil Things.

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Our Business Is Infested With Idiots Who Try To Impress By Using Pretentious Jargon.

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I'd Like To Be Remembered, As A Copywriter Who Had Some Big Ideas. That's What The Advertising Business Is All About. Big Ideas

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On The Average, Five Times As Many People Read The Headlines As Read The Body Copy.

Any Damn Fool Can Put On A Deal, But It Takes Genius, Faith And Perseverance To Create A Brand.

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The Creative Process Requires More Than Reason. Most Original Thinking Isn't Even Verbal. It Requires 'a Groping Experimentation With Ideas, Governed By Intuitive Hunches And Inspired By The Unconscious.' The Majority Of Business Men Are Incapable Of Original Thinking Because They Are Unable To Escape From The Tyranny Of Reason. Their Imaginations Are Blocked.

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Advertising Reflects The Mores Of Society, But It Does Not Influence Them.

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Consumers Don't Think How They Feel. They Don't Say What They Think And They Don't Do What They Say.

Never Stop Testing, And Your Advertising Will Never Stop Improving.

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I Prefer The Discipline Of Knowledge To The Anarchy Of Ignorance.

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A Well-run Restaurant Is Like A Winning Baseball Team. It Makes The Most Of Every Crew Member's Talent And Takes Advantage Of Every Split-second Opportunity To Speed Up Service.

I Was Doing A Campaign Once For A Manufacturer, And I Couldn't Think Of An Ideas, And I Was Kind Of Desperate About It. The Night Before I Had To Show Something To My Client I Had A Dream, An Interesting Dream. I Woke Up And For Once In My Life I Wrote It Down And Went Back To Sleep Next Morning I Went To The Office And Had That Dream Out Into A Tv Commercial Which Is Still Running Thirty Years After And Which Has Made That Particular Product The Leader In Its Field.

Most Readers Look At The Photograph First. If You Put It In The Middle Of The Page, The Reader Will Start By Looking In The Middle. Then Her Eye Must Go Up To Read The Headline; This Doesn't Work, Because People Have A Habit Of Scanning Downwards. However, Suppose A Few Readers Do Read The Headline After Seeing The Photograph Below It. After That, You Require Them To Jump Down Past The Photograph Which They Have Already Seen. Not Bloody Likely.

Good Products Can Be Sold By Honest Advertising. If You Don't Think The Product Is Good, You Have No Business To Be Advertising It.

Don't Count The People That You Reach, Reach The People Who Count

I Never Tell One Client That I Cannot Attend His Sales Convention Because I Have A Previous Engagement With Another Client; Successful Polygamy Depends Upon Pretending To Each Spouse That She Is The Only Pebble On Your Beach.

Does Advertising Corrupt Editors? Yes It Does, But Fewer Editors Than You May Suppose... The Vast Majority Of Editors Are Incorruptible.

Don’t Just Create Content To Get Credit For Being Clever — Create Content That Will Be Helpful, Insightful, Or Interesting For Your Target Audience.

Target Audience

I Did Not Feel 'evil' When I Wrote Advertisements For Puerto Rico. They Helped Attract Industry And Tourists To A Country Which Had Been Living On The Edge Of Starvation For 400 Years.

Nobody Ever Arrives At A Very Big Idea Through A Conscious, Rational Thought Process. It Comes From Your Unconscious.

The Headline Is The Most Important Element In Most Advertisements. It Is The Telegram Which Decides The Reader Whether To Read The Copy.

The Line Between Pride In Our Work And Neurotic Obstinacy Is A Narrow One. We Make Our Recommendations Clear. But We Do Not Grudge Our Clients The Right To The Final Say. It Is Their Money.

It Takes Uncommon Guts To Stick To One Style In The Face Of All The Pressures To 'come Up With Something New' Every Six Months. It Is Tragically Easy To Be Stampeded Into Change. But Golden Rewards Await The Advertiser Who Has The Brains To Create A Coherent Image, And The Stability To Stick With It Over A Long Period.

I Do Not Regard Advertising As Entertainment Or An Art Form, But As A Medium Of Information.

Be More Ambitious. Don't Bunt. When You Get A Job To Do A Story Or An Ad, Try And Hit The Ball Out Of The Park Every Time

You Make The Best Products You Can, And You Grow As Fast As You Deserve To.

Develop Your Eccentricities Early, And No One Will Think You're Going Senile Later In Life

Viewers Have A Way Of Remembering The Celebrity While Forgetting The Product. I Did Not Know This When I Paid Eleanor Roosevelt $35,000 To Make A Commercial For Margarine. She Reported That Her Mail Was Equally Divided. "one Half Was Sad Because I Had Damaged My Reputation. The Other Half Was Happy Because I Had Damaged My Reputation." Not One Of My Proudest Memories.

A Consumer Is Not A Moron. She's Your Wife. Don't Insult Her Intelligence, And Don't Shock Her.

I Know Of A Brewer Who Sells More Of His Beer To The People Who Never See His Advertising Than To The People Who See It Every Week. Bad Advertising Can Unsell A Product.

Madison Avenue Is Full Of Masochists Who Unconsciously Provoke Rejection By Their Clients. I Know Brilliant Men Who Have Lost Every Account They Have Ever Handled.

Experience Has Taught Me That Advertisers Get The Best Results When They Pay Their Agency A Flat Fee. It Is Unrealistic To Expect Your Agency To Be Impartial When Its Vested Interest Lies Wholly In The Direction Of Increasing Your Commissionable Advertising.

Set Exorbitant Standards, And Give Your People Hell When They Don't Live Up To Them. There Is Nothing So Demoralizing As A Boss Who Tolerates Second Rate Work.

Nobody Should Be Allowed To Create General Advertising Until He Has Served His Apprenticeship In Direct-response

Don't Bunt. Aim Out Of The Ball Park. Aim For The Company Of Immortals.

I Don't Know The Rules Of Grammar... If You're Trying To Persuade People To Do Something, Or Buy Something, It Seems To Me You Should Use Their Language, The Language They Use Every Day, The Language In Which They Think. We Try To Write In The Vernacular.

Make Sure You Have A Vice President In Charge Of Your Revolution, To Engender Ferment Among Your More Conventional Colleagues.

You Aren’t Advertising To A Standing Army; You Are Advertising To A Moving Parade.

Repeat Your Winners. If You Are Lucky Enough To Write A Good Advertisement, Repeat It Until It Stops Selling. Scores Of Good Advertisements Have Been Discarded Before They Lost Their Potency.

The More Informative Your Advertising, The More Persuasive It Will Be.

Agencies Which Frequently Work Nights And Weekends Are More Stimulating, More Successful - And More Profitable.

When People Aren't Having Any Fun, They Seldom Produce Good Work. Kill The Grimness With Laughter. Encourage Exuberance. Get Rid Of Sad Dogs That Spread Gloom.

Advertising People Who Ignore Research Are As Dangerous As Generals Who Ignore Decodes Of Enemy Signals.

Headlines Can Be Strengthend By The Inclusion Of Emotional Words Like Darling, Love, Fear, Proud, Friend And Baby.

I Do Not Regard Advertising As Entertainment Or An Art Form, But As A Medium Of Information. When I Write An Advertisement, I Don’t Want You To Tell Me That You Find It ‘creative.’ I Want You To Find It So Interesting That You Buy The Product.

Positioning Should Be Decided Before The Advertising Is Created

Never Use Tricky Or Irrelevant Headlines… People Read Too Fast To Figure Out What You Are Trying To Say.

Most Agencies Run Scared, Most Of The Time. . . .frightened People Are Powerless To Produce Good Advertising. . . . If I Were Aclient, I Would Do Everything In My Power To Emancipate My Agencies From Fear, Even To The Extent Of Giving Them Long-term Contracts.

Remove Advertising, Disable A Person Or Firm From Proclaiming Its Wares And Their Merits, And The Whole Of Society And Of The Economy Is Transformed. The Enemies Of Advertising Are The Enemies Of Freedom.

You Can't Save Souls In An Empty Church.

I Figure That My Staff Will Be Less Reluctant To Work Overtime If I Work Longer Hours Than They Do.

It Strikes Me As Bad Manners For A Magazine To Accept One Of My Advertisements And Then Attack It Editorially - Like Inviting A Man To Dinner Then Spitting In His Eye.

If You Ever Have The Good Fortune To Create A Great Advertising Campaign, You Will Soon See Another Agency Steal It. This Is Irritating, But Don't Let It Worry You; Nobody Has Ever Built A Brand By Imitating Somebody Else's Advertising.

There Is One Catagory Of Advertising Which Is Totally Uncontrolled And Flagrantly Dishonest: The Television Commercials For Candidates In Presidential Elections.

Television Commercials

I Never Write Fewer Than Sixteen Headlines For A Single Advertisement.

If You, My Fellow Copywriters Or Art Directors, Want To Win The Award, Devote Your Genius To Making The Cash Register Ring.

Play To Win, But Enjoy The Fun.

There Is No Need For Advertisements To Look Like Advertisements. If You Make Them Look Like Editorial Pages, You Will Attract About 50 Per Cent More Readers.

Every Advertisement Should Be Thought Of As A Contribution To The Complex Symbol Which Is The Brand Image.

I Always Use My Clients' Products. This Is Not Toady-ism, But Elementary Good Manners.

A Lot Of Today's Campaigns Are Based On Optimum Positioning But Are Totally Ineffective - Because They Are Dull, Or Badly Constructed, Or Ineptly Written. If Nobody Reads Your Advertisement Or Looks At Your Commercial, It Doesn't Do You Much Good To Have The Right Positioning.

Never Use Jargon Words Like 'reconceptualize', 'demassification', 'attitudinally', 'judgmentally'. They Are Hallmarks Of A Pretentious Ass.

The Psychiatrists Say That Everybody Should Have A Hobby. The Hobby I Recommend Is Advertising

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