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But I Really Like Hosting, I Think It's A Strength Of Mine. It Allows Me To Improvise, And I Love The Spontaneity Of That, And I Think I'm Funny Behind The Desk When Interviewing Someone.

-Garry Shandling

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But I Really Like

Garry Shandling

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But I Really Like Hosting, I Think It's A Strength Of Mine. It Allows Me To Improvise, And I Love The Spontaneity Of That, And I Think I'm Funny Behind The Desk When Interviewing Someone.

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