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A Fellow Who Has A Funny Bone Can Learn To Hone His Skills, But I Don't Think You Can Develop A Funny Bone - You Either Have It Or You Don't. And By The Way - When You Get It, We Don't Know It.

-Carl Reiner

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Carl Reiner

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A Fellow Who Has A Funny Bone Can Learn To Hone His Skills, But I Don't Think You Can Develop A Funny Bone - You Either Have It Or You Don't. And By The Way - When You Get It, We Don't Know It.

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