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You Couldn't Pay Me Enough To Be A Law Enforcement Officer. Their Job Is A Tough Job. You Have To Solve People's Problems, You Have To Baby-sit People, You Have To Always Be Doing This Cat-and-mouse Game With The Bad Guys. My Respect For Them Is Immense.

-Christopher Meloni

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You Couldn't Pay Me

Christopher Meloni

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You Couldn't Pay Me Enough To Be A Law Enforcement Officer. Their Job Is A Tough Job. You Have To Solve People's Problems, You Have To Baby-sit People, You Have To Always Be Doing This Cat-and-mouse Game With The Bad Guys. My Respect For Them Is Immense.

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