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Patience Is The Ability To Idle Your Motor When You Feel Like Stripping Your Gears.

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Patience Is The Ability

Barbara Johnson

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Patience Is The Ability To Idle Your Motor When You Feel Like Stripping Your Gears.

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Patience Is The Ability To Idle Your Motor When You Feel Like Stripping Your Gears.

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