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If You Can Get Them Once, Man, Get Them Standing Up When They Should Be Sitting Down, Sweaty When They Should Be Decorous, Smile When They Should Be Applauding Politely-and I Think You Sort Of Switch On Their Brain, Man, So That Makes Them Say: 'wait A Minute, Maybe I Can Do Anything.' Whoooooo! It's Life. That's What Rock And Roll Is For, Turn That Switch On, And Man, It Can All Be.

-Janis Joplin

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Janis Joplin

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If You Can Get Them Once, Man, Get Them Standing Up When They Should Be Sitting Down, Sweaty When They Should Be Decorous, Smile When They Should Be Applauding Politely-and I Think You Sort Of Switch On Their Brain, Man, So That Makes Them Say: 'wait A Minute, Maybe I Can Do Anything.' Whoooooo! It's Life. That's What Rock And Roll Is For, Turn That Switch On, And Man, It Can All Be.

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