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I Don't Get Jealous Of People. Jealousy Is Such A Waste Of Time Because You're Jealous Of Them, And They Go About Their Lives And Have A Wonderful Time, So What's The Point?

-Joy Behar

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I Don't Get Jealous

Joy Behar

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I Don't Get Jealous Of People. Jealousy Is Such A Waste Of Time Because You're Jealous Of Them, And They Go About Their Lives And Have A Wonderful Time, So What's The Point?

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