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The Fact Is, When I Wrote 'juno' - And I Think This Is Part Of Its Charm And Appeal - I Didn't Know How To Write A Movie. And I Also Had No Idea It Was Going To Get Made!

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The Fact Is, When I Wrote 'juno' - And I Think This Is Part Of Its Charm And Appeal - I Didn't Know How To Write A Movie. And I Also Had No Idea It Was Going To Get Made!

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