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In Case You Haven't Noticed, They're Moving A Lot Faster. I Don't Know About The Laws Of Physics On Your Planet, But Where I Come From An Object Moving At Subclass Speed Can't Catch Up To One Running At Starclass. But If You Know Something About Turbines, Thrusters And Engines, Quantum Or Classical Physics That I've Somehow Missed, Then Please Enlighten Me. - Caillen Dagan To Desideria Denarii

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In Case You Haven't Noticed, They're Moving A Lot Faster. I Don't Know About The Laws Of Physics On Your Planet, But Where I Come From An Object Moving At Subclass Speed Can't Catch Up To One Running At Starclass. But If You Know Something About Turbines, Thrusters And Engines, Quantum Or Classical Physics That I've Somehow Missed, Then Please Enlighten Me. - Caillen Dagan To Desideria Denarii

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All I Did Was Go To Sleep. There Shouldn’t Be Anything Safer Than That. (kiara) Spoken Like A True Civilian. Trust Me, Princess, That’s The Most Dangerous Thing Anyone Does…well, That, And Go To The Can. (nykyrian)

No, Simi. No Food. (astrid) ‘no, Simi. No Food.’ You Sound Like Akri. ‘don’t Eat That, Simi, You’ll Cause An Ecological Disaster.’ What Is An Ecological Disaster, That’s What I Want To Know? Akri Says It’s Me On Hunger Binge, But I Don’t Think That’s Quite Right, But That’s All He’ll Say About It. (simi)

I Assure You He Died Screaming Like A Girl. (daimon) Oh, I Am So Offended By That. What Is The Deal With That Sexist Statement? I’m A Female And I Don’t Scream. But I’ve Killed Many A Male Daimon Who Did. (danger)

Thank You, Shay. (syn) For What? (shahara) For Looking Into The Eyes Of Nothing And Seeing A Man You Could Love. (syn)

I’d Rather Have My Eyes Gouged Out. (urian) If I Do That, Can The Simi Eat Them? (simi) You Have To Share If You Do! (xirena)

Well, Then, If I Admit I Know Who You Are And Really Couldn’t Care Less Will That Assuage Your Damaged Manhood Enough That We Can Get Past This And Move On To Something That Ends With Your Giving Me A Sandwich? (leta)

Hi, Mom…yes, I Know My Heart Rate’s Dangerously Elevated. That Sound? I’m Being Shot At, Ma. Gotta Go Now. Love You Much. Hugs And Kisses. (devyn)

It’s Not Manly To Hurt Others Or Belittle Them. Respect And Kindness Require More Courage Because People Take Advantage Of Those.

No Misery Or Bad Situation Is Ever Infinite Or Final Until We Make A Conscious Decision For It To Be So. ~ Inferno

So Eager To Die Are You? (zakar) Not Particularly, But I’d Rather Go Down Clubbing Kessar Than From Boredom. (kat)

Life Was Brutal And It Made Victims Of Everyone.’ (nykyrian)

Where Are My Guards? (wulf) Oh, One Is Right Here, But He’s Not Feeling Very Talkative. Death Has A Way Of Making Even The Chattiest Of People Rather Quite. As For The Other…he’s…oh, Wait, Dead Now. (stryker)

Grace? Are You Tipsy? (selena) Maybe Just Comfortably Toasty. Pop Tart Toasty. (grace)

Talon Glanced Wistfully At His Drink As He Debated What Should Take Priority. 'coffee... Daimons... Coffee... Daimons...

I Wasn't Going To Say Anything About That, Tabitha," He Said Quietly. "i Only Wanted To Tell You That Your Compassion For Other People Overwhelms Me.""oh." She Offered Him A Tenuous Smile. "i'm Just Used To People Condemning Everything I Do."he Lifted Her Hand To His Lips And Kissed Her Knuckles. "i Don't Condemn You, My Lady. I Only Admire You.

Sometimes We Don’t Realize How Destructive Our Creations Are Until It’s Too Late. And Sometimes Those Creations We Make Turn On Us And Seek Only To Kill Us Even Though We Loved And Succored Them. (apollo)

You Are Not Human,” The Demon Announced. “you Have No Soul.” “thank You For The Obvious. Did You Know You Have Horns On Your Head?

The Only Thing That Was Sharper And That Scarred More Was The Selfish Actions Of Those You Loved When They Made It Crystal Clear That They Cared More For Themselves Than They Did For You. Especially When It Was Someone You Trusted To Always Put You First.

What Are You Doing? (amanda) I'm Getting Into My Car. (kyrian) You Own This?! (amanda) No. I'm Stealing It With The Key In My Hand. (kyrian)

The Simi Is Environmentally Sound. Eat Everything Except For Hooves

Oh, This I Have To See. I Love It When You Go For The Vernacular. Jugular.

I'm Beginning To Think The Only Choice Anyone Has In Life Is Between Either A Bad Choice Or A Worse One.

You Missed With Me So Close? What? You Failed Your Assassin Training Classes? Did You Even Bother To Show Up? Or Are You Just That Incompetent? (syn)

Sundown- When The Sun Must Make Peace With The Moon And For A Few Brief Moments, The Two Touch In Mutual Friendship And Respect. Perfect Balance Between The Light And Dark. A Time For Reflection And For Preparation.

Don’t You Have Something To Do? (sin) If Not For The Fact It Would Result In Your Breaking Every Bone In My Body And Making Me Cry For Mommy, I’d Be Calling Some Cops. As It Stands, I Think My Neck Is Best Served By Trying To Talk Sense Into You. (kish)

Ahhh The Beauty Of Annihilation. There's Nothing Like It.

You Want The Bad News, Or The Really Bad News? (eros) Oh, Let’s See…how About We Make My Day Special, And Start With The Worst, Then Work Our Way Up? (julian)

Come Home With Me, Acheron. I’ll Make It Well Worth Your While. (artemis) I Have A Headache. (acheron) You’ve Had A Headache For Two Hundred Years! (artemis) And You’ve Had Pms For Eleven Thousand. (acheron)

It's Not Your Fault. You Had No Way Of Knowing I'd Traded My Soul. It's Not Exactly How I Start Out Conversations. Hi, I'm Kyrian. I Have No Soul. What About You? (kyrian)

Fine. You Win. I Quit. You Two Deal With This. I’m Going Home. Packing Up All My Personal Items, And When You, Caleb, End Up Dead Because The Coach Has Your Jockstrap Or Something Else I Didn’t Steal But Someone Else Did, Don’t Call Me. I’m Done And I’m Going To Hide In A Bunker Until All Of This Is Over With.” – Nick “i Hate You, Nick.” – Caleb “feels Mutual, Demon.” – Nick

I Want Blood! Two Of Aksel’s Dogs Cornered Me Near Tondara. They Shot Me. Those Bastards Actually Shot A Hole In My Stabilizer The Size Of Mirala…aren’t You Going To Say Something? (syn) Were You Hurt? (nykyrian) No. (syn) Then Why Are You Having A Fit? (nykyrian) I Don’t Know, It Just Felt Right. You See Why I Don’t Like Being Sober? I Overreact Like An Old Woman. (he Opened His Flask, Then Slammed It Down On Nykyrian’s Desk.) Figures The Damned Thing Would Be Empty. (syn)

I Still Don’t Believe It. It’s Not In Him. Yeah, And You Are Delusional. Babe, News Flash, With The Exception Of You And The Pirate, We’re All Animals Here. And We All Have A Killer’s Instinct.

You Live Your Life Like It’s A Rare Treasure To Be Savored. You Take Pleasure From The Simplest Of Things And You Never Take Them For Granted. I Saw The Joy On Your Face And The Life In Your Eyes When You Cradled The Permits To Your Chest. I’ve Never Seen Anything Lovelier. I Actually Thought You Would Cry Just From The Joy Of Touching Them. I’ve Been Numb All My Life, Megeara, But You…you Feel On A Level That I Can’t Even Imagine, And For A Little While I Wanted To Feel That, Too. (arik)

I Love You, Man. You Rule! Thanks For The Food. It Touches Me Deep In My Tender Place. (sway) I Don’t Want To Know Nothing About Your Tender Place, You Freak. (devyn)

No Offense But I Don't Relish Being Someone's Science Experiment. Been There, Done That, And Sold The T-shirt For Profit. (sebastian)

She Didn’t Judge Him Or Hate Him For Things That Weren’t His Fault. She Accepted Him And That Was The Greatest Miracle Of All.

I’m Not As Good As A Man As You Are, Sundown. I Find It Hard To Give An Enemy My Back Under Any Circumstance.” – Ren “oh, I Didn’t Say I Was Giving Her My Back. I’m Not Lacking All My Noodle Sense. But I’m Not Holding A Grudge Neither. Sometimes You Just Got To Let The Rattlesnake Lay In The Sun.” – Sundown “men? You Do Know I’m Standing In This Little Box With You And Can Hear Every Word?” – Abigail “we Know. I Merely Don’t Care.” – Ren

Now Leave. (adron) Why Would I Want To Do That? I Mean, Heaven Forbid I Should Be Around Someone Who Actually Likes Me. It’s So Much More Fun To Be Here With You Insulting My Manhood And Questioning My Parentage Every Five Seconds. (tiernan)

I Can Tell You Love Him. (syn) Yeah, Like A Boil In My Nether Regions. (kiara)

Do You Know What Happened To The Last Person Who Took That Tone With Me? (xypher) Let Me Guess…disembowelment. Probably Painful. Definitely Slow. (simone)

We’re Multigenerational Squires. (carl) Which Means What? You Prance Around With Tinfoil Armor And Plastic Swords Pretending To Be Knights? (nick)

The Only Vampires I've Ever Seen Are The Goths Trying To Get A Glimpse Of Anne Rice's House, Who Drink Strawberry Sodas And Tell Each Other It's Blood.

Cassandra Sat On The Floor With Chris And Kat, Playing Life. They Had Tried To Play Trivial Pursuit Earlier Only To Learn That A Dark-hunter And An Immortal Handmaiden To A Goddess Had A Decidedly Unfair Advantage Over Cassandra And Chris. In Life, The Only Thing That Mattered Was Luck.’ (cassandra)

Fang, I Think You Better Stop Or Talon Might Turn You Into A Wolf Kabob. (vane)

He Was Like Some Wild, Untamed Creature That You Could Keep And Feed For A Time, But In The End You Knew You'd Have To Let It Go For Its Own Sake As Well As Yours.

Why Do You Tolerate It? (kat) The Same Reason Sin Hasn’t Resigned Himself To Death. There Are Six Billion People On Earth Who Need Someone To Protect Them From Things That Are Scarier Than The Tax Man Or A Knife-wielding Stranger. Things That A Gun Won’t Stop. As Long As Their Lives Hang In The Balance, What’s A Little Humiliation For Me? (acheron)

It’s As If Your Kind Needs Adversity In Order To Achieve. (leta) No, We Don’t. That’s Just A Lie People Tell Themselves To Feel Better About All The People Who Kick Them In Their Teeth When It’s Just As Easy To Help A Man Up As It Is To Knock Him To The Ground. That’s Why I’ve Withdrawn From This World. I Don’t Want To Have To Watch My Back All The Time And I’m Tired Of Trying To Figure Out If The Loyalty Someone Professes Is Real And True, Or Just Another Lie That Will Crumble The Instant They Taste Jealousy. (aiden)

You Know, I Met A Wise Man Centuries Ago In China Who Said To Me, ‘he Who Lets Fear Rule Him, Has Fear For A Master. (acheron) Confucius? (talon) No, Minh-quan. He Was A Fisherman Who Used To Sell What I’m Told Was The Best Zong Zi Ever Made. (acheron)

Yeah, But You’re A God Of Fate. Can’t You Change That? (kat) You’re Thinking Like A Child, Katra. Things That Appear Simple Very Seldom Are. It’s Like The Mechanic Who Goes To Fix The Carburetor And In Doing So Accidentally Puts A Hole In The Radiator And Causes Even More Damage. Every Person On This Planet Is Connected. Sometimes Those Lines Are Easy To See, And Others Are More Complex. You Change One Insignificant Thing And You Change The Very Core Of Humanity. (acheron)

Surprise, Dickhead, Mama Forgot To Tell You A Few Things About Me. (zarek)

Have You Ever Wanted To Put Your Head In A Blender And Turn On The Liquefy Switch? (tate)

Turn Yourself Over To Aksel, And I Might Let Her Go. (arast) Yeah, Right. And I’m A One-legged Dung Dealer. (nykyrian)

Well, I Would Turn Into A Dragon And Fly You Home, But Something Tells Me You Would Protest. (sebastian) No Doubt. I Imagine The Scales Would Also Chafe My Skin. (channon) True. Not To Mention, I Once Learned The Hard Way That They Really Do Call The Military Out On You. You Know, Fighter Jets Are Hard To Dodge When You Have A Forty-foot Wingspan. (sebastian)

(talon Pulled Another Beignet From The Sack And Held It Up For Her To Eat.) That Stuff Is Hazardous To Your Health. (sunshine) Baby, Life Is Hazardous To Your Health. (talon)

I Should Be Extremely Sorry To Find That In A Fictitious Proceeding, Instituted For The More Easy Attaining Of Justice, Different Rules Were To Obtain In The Different Courts.

Should I Ask About The Handcuffs? (tate) Not Unless You Want To Live...otherwise If Anyone Asks, Tell Them I Died Of A Heart Attack During A Wild Sexcapade With Her. (kyrian)

Boy, You Better Check That Tone. (wulf) Yeah, Yeah, Ya Scare Me. I’m Even Wetting My Pants While In Your Terrifying, Gut-wrenching Presence. See Me Shiver And Quiver? Ooo, Ahhh, Ooo. (chris)

If I Hurt You, You Can Kill Me. (syn)

All Right, Everyone. Fess Up. Who Just Shat In Their Pants? C'mon. Admit It." He Raised His Hand. I Know I Did And I'm Wolf Enough To Own It." Jess Ignored Him. "are You All Right?" He Asked Abigail. She Was Still A Little Too Pale For His Tastes. "i Think I'm Going To Own Sasha's Question. Definitely Put Me On Your List.

We’ve Got To Get These Guys To Bubba’s. Anyone Got A Clue How To Do It? (nick) They Gotta Be Breathing? (simi) Yes. (nick And Caleb) Well, Pooh. That Just Takes All The Fun Out Of It. (simi)

You Really Are Here. (thanatos) Hair Of The Dog, Baby. Sooner Or Later, We All Dance With The Devil. Tonight, It’s Your Turn. (zarek)

Only A Fool Took A Remote From A God.

Why Are You Doing This? (rafael) Because Life’s Too Short To Spend It Fighting When You Could Be Holding The One You Love. And Love’s Too Rare To Squander It With Petty Concerns. I’m Lucky I Have Chloe And I Have No Intention Of Letting A War I Didn’t Start Rob Me Of One Second Of My Time With Her. Go In Peace, Dark-hunter. (apollite)

It’s A Sun Lamp. I Thought You Might Be Tired Of Your Pasty-pale Complexion. (chris) Christopher, I Happen To Be A Viking In The Middle Of Winter In Minnesota. Lack Of A Deep Tan Goes With The Whole Nordic Territory. Why Do You Think We Raided Europe Anyway? (wulf) Because It Was There? (chris) No, We Wanted To Thaw Out. (wulf)

I Am Darkness. I Am Shadow. I Am The Ruler Of The Night. I, Alone, Stand Between Mankind And Those Who Would See Mankind Destroyed. I Am The Guardian. The Soulless Keeper. Neither Human, Nor Apollite, I Exist Beyond The Realm Of The Living, Beyond The Realm Of The Dead. I Am The Dark-hunter. And I Am Eternal…unless I Find That One Pure Heart Who Will Never Betray Me. The One Whose Faith And Courage Can Return My Soul To Me And Bring Me Back Into The Light. (dark-hunter Creed)

No Stops Are Ever Inserted In Acts Of Parliament, Or In Deeds; But The Courts Of Law, In Construing Them, Must Read Them With Such Stops As Will Give Effect To The Whole.

So What Happened? (maggie) Nothing Major. It’s Just A Group Of Assholes Out To Kill Me. (wren)

What Would You Like? (maggie) I Don’t Care. I’ll Eat Anything Not Tylenol Or Chocolate. (wren)

Why Are You So Sad, Akri? (simi) I’m Not Sad, Simi. (acheron) Yes You Are. I Know You, Akri, You Gots That Pain In Your Heart Like The Simi Gets Whenever She Cries. (simi)

The Kid Dead On The Ground. Fourteen, Ash. Fourteen. I’m Fourteen.” – Nick “yeah…” – Acheron “ash, I’m Fourteen.” – Nick “got It. You’re Fourteen. I’m So Proud You Can Count That High. It’s A Testament To The Modern American Educational System. But I Should Probably Point Out That You’re Not The Only One. I’m Told You Go A School With A Whole Class Of – Get This – Kids Who Are Fourteen.” – Acheron

Well . . . He Lets It Ruin His Life. He Gets So Obsessed With Going After The One Thing That Hurt Him That He Loses Sight Of Everything Else. He Becomes Isolated From Everyone And Everything. Paranoid. He Feels Like He Can't Trust Anyone Around Him Ever. In The End, He Loses Everything, Even His Life. And For What? Total Stupidity, If You Ask Me.

And If You Eat Enough Of Those Souls, They Begin To Corrupt You Until You Become One Of Them. Everyone Knows That. (kat) Only If You’re Stupid. I’m Two Hundred Years Old And I Haven’t Turned Yet. You Just Have To Learn To Hum A Lot So You Don’t Hear Their Bullshit Echoing In Your Head. (damien)

I Defy You To Try It, Princess. Go Ahead. I Don’t Even Know How To Sweep A Floor. All I Know How To Do Is Use My Body To Please Others. I Was Sick And Alone With No References, Friends, Family, Or Money. I Was So Weak From Hunger That Even A Beggar Stole Your Himation From Me While I Lay On The Ground, Wanting To Die And Unable To Stop Him From Taking It. So Don’t Come Here Now With Your Disdainful Eyes And Look At Me Like I’m Beneath You. I Don’t Need Your Charity And I Don’t Need Your Pity. I Know Exactly What You See When You Look At Me. (acheron)

Patience Is A Virtue. (tee) Excuse Me, Pot, Could You Not Pick On The Kettle? (joe)

Patience Is A Virtue

These Are Used Solely For Blood Rites. (leo) Is That Like Special Ed? (susan)

I Don’t Wanna Die, Man. They’re Not Playing. Have You Seen How Many Of Them Are Out There? One Just Took A Shot At Me, So Unlike You Morons, I’m Hiding. Hiding Is Nice. (vik)

Growing Up, Books Were My Lifeline, And I Owe A Debt To Those Writers That Can Never Be Repaid. They Saved My Sanity And Gave Me A World I Could Escape To. If I Can Pay That Forward To Another Person, That's All I Ask.

The Whole Point Of Life Is Learning To Live With The Consequences Of The Bad Decision We've Made.

The Simi Gots Some Barbecue Sauce In Her Bag. It Kind Of Looks Like Blood If You Squint At It The Right Way. And It Don’t Coagulate Between Your Teeth Like Blood Or Give You Them Funky Burps, Not To Mention It Tastes A Lot Better Too. Especially Over That Type A Stuff. Bleh! I’d Rather Eat My Shoes. But That O-flavored Blood…yum! (she Straightened And Held One Finger Up In A Gesture That Strangely Reminded Him Of Smokey The Bear.) And Just Remember, Kids, Three Out Of Four Demons All Prefer Barbecue Sauce Over Hemoglobin. (simi)

See... I Knew Baby Marissa Was Quality People, Look How She's Eating The Head Off The Red-headed Artemis Doll. Simi Need To Teach Her To Belch Fire, Then Introduce Her To The Real Heifer-goddess Herself(simi)

Nick’s Right, You Are Psychotic. (talon) The Correct Term Is Sociopathic And Yes, I Am. But At Least I Have No Delusions About Myself. (zarek) Meaning? (talon) Take Your Meaning Wherever You Can Find It. (zarek)

Can You Believe Our Ash Is Getting Laid? Our Baby Is Growing Up. I'm So Proud!

She’s My Wife. (stryker) Was. You Seem To Have Forgotten An Important Verb Tense. (zephyra)

Have You Any Idea Of What You’ve Unleashed? (hades) Cruelty, Pestilence, Wrath, Violence, Ultimate Suffering…what Other Gifts Did The Gods Bestow On Him?

Look, I Don’t Care What The Ooga-boogas Do. It Sounds Like They Need A Family Counselor, Not A Sniper. (steele) They’re Not Ooga-boogas, They’re Uhbukistanis. (syd) Whatever. My Personal Belief Is That We Should Leave Ooga-booga Land To The Oomp-loompas. Let Them Fight It Out With The Snozzwangers, Wangdoogles, And The Mean Vermicious Knids. I’d Rather Go Peal Carrots With A Spoon. (steele)

You Always Obey Him? (medea)if I Didn't Want To Live, I'd Stop Taking Human Souls And Expire. It Would Be A Lot Less Painful Than Crossing Stryker. (devyn)

Daimons, Vampires, Ghouls, Whatever You Want To Call Them. They Suck Your Blood And Your Soul And Leave You With Nothing. Kind Of Like Lawyers. (selena)

No Problem, But Just Know That No One Steals From Nero. He Knows Who You Are And He Will Hunt You Down And Make You Pay In Ways You Can’t Imagine – Including This Whole Brain Squeeze Thing He Does That Will Leave You With A Migraine So Bad, You’ll Wish You Could Bleed Out Your Eyes To Stop The Pain. He’s Nasty That Way. (syn)

Huge Jackman Has Divorced His Wife And Happened Upon My Picture In Some Old Article And Decided That I'm The Woman For Him? ~ Susan

I Worry About The Men Of Your Time, Grace. They All Seem To Be Great Fools. (julian)

When I Was A Little Girl, I Used To Try And Bring Sunshine To My Mother. I Felt So Bad That She Had Never Really Seen Or Felt It. So I Would Try And Catch It In Jars. When That Failed, I Captured Jars And Jars Of Lightening Bugs And Told Her That If We Could Catch Enough Of Them, Then It Would Look Like The Sun. She’d Laugh, Hug Me, And Then Set Them Free And Tell Me That Nothing Should Have To Live Its Life In A Cage. (cassandra)

Wolves Don’t Socialize With Humans. You Guys Tend To Freak Out When You Learn What We Are. Not To Mention, Your Females Are Rather Frail. I Don’t Like Having To Hold Back For Fear Of Bruising Or Killing My Partner When I Mate. (vane) And People Think I Speak My Mind. Jeez. You Will Just Say Anything, Won’t You? (sunshine)

You Like Being Vague, Don't You? (amanda) It Was A Choice Of Being A Dark-hunter Or A Prophet. Personally I Like The Slash-and-kill Stuff Much More Than Prayers And The Lotus Position. (acheron)

But His Pantheon Would Have Survived. (kat) Would It? Fate Is Never That Simple. It Doesn’t Go In A Straight Line, And The More You Try To Circumvent It, The Worse You Make It On Yourself. Fate Will Not Be Denied. Sin Would Have Lost His Powers By Another Means, At Another Time And Place. And Whoever Took Them Then Might Have Killed Him. Had He Died, The World Would Have Ended A Long Time Ago Or The Gallu Would Have Run Free And Taken Over. There Are Infinite Possibilities. (acheron)

"you'd Better. Otherwise Stryker And I Will Feast On Your Innards, Bathe In Your Blood And I Will Use Your Eyes As Earrings." Jericho Snorted. "you Know, With Imagery Like That, You Should Write For Hallmark."

You See, You’re Doing It Again. Telling Me Nothing. (tory) You Know, Trust Is Always A Good Idea…for Someone Else. Every Time I’ve Ever Made The Mistake Of Trusting Someone…it Was A Mistake That I Regretted And Paid For Dearly. I’m Really Happy That No One Has Ever Hurt You Badly. I Haven’t Been So Lucky, Okay? (acheron)

You Do Know I Am My Father’s Son, Right? People Don’t Talk To Me That Way And Live. (syn) Oh, Like I Fear You. Never. Besides, A Fight Might Dislodge Whatever Has Crawled Up Your Sphincter And Bring Back The Much Nicer Version Of You. (shahara)

I Learned A Long Time Ago Not To Judge People By What They Look Like, Sound Like, Or By The Clothes They Wear. Just Because A House Is Nice And Shiny Out Front Doesn’t Mean It’s Not Rotting On The Inside. (kyrian)

Oh No, No, No! Are You Going To Suck My Blood? (amanda Do I Look Like A Lawyer To You? (kyrian)

I Don’t Know Who Has It, But Apparently Other People Have Been Playing It Which Is Why We Have Zombies Cropping Up All Over The Place. (madaug) Yeah, Two And Three At A Time, ‘cause God Forbid Kids Should Do What We Did Back In The Old Days And Play In A Room By Ourselves. What Kind Of Geeks Are They Raising Nowadays? Geeks With Friends Who Play Video Games Together. Whoever Heard Of Such? It’s The End Of Days, I’m Telling You All. (bubba)

All Right. I Will Be A Man About This…i’m So Sorry Bets. I Should Have Hidden The Keys. Booted Your Tires. Something. I Had No Idea Anyone Would Abuse You So, Baby. I Swear I’ll Never Let Anyone Hurt You Again. Ayyy, How Could They Do This To You? How? Oh The Humanity!” – Andy “i Really Need To Get That Boy A Girlfriend- Or At Least Laid.” – Sundown

This Is Getting Ugly.” – Abigail “like My Great-aunt’s Underpants.” – Sundown

I Can’t Undo The Past. But In The Future, I Will Gladly Lay My Life Down For You, Brother. (styxx)

Um, Dr. Alexander, There’s A Couple Out Here Who Say They’re Related To You. They…um…they’re Biker People. (nurse) Hey, Julian. Tell Attila The Hun Here That We’re Okay So We Can Come And Ooh And Aah Over The Babies. (eros)

You Worthless Sonofabitch. You Should Never Have Been Anything More Than A Cum Stain! (stryker)

Three Out Of Four Demons Prefer Barbeque Sauce Over Hemoglobin

Excuse Me, But I’ve Been To Some Of The Toughest Zones In The Galaxy To Get My Targets. And I Have Never Once Gone After A Target And Failed. Ever. (shahara) Yeah, But You’ve Never Been Chased Before. It’s A Lot Harder To Be The Prey Than It Is To Be The Predator. (syn)

So, How Do You Kill A Dragon? (channon) With A Very Sharp Sword. (sebastian)

And You, Kibbles, Had Better Lay Off Me. One More Growl And I Swear I’m Going To Geld You With A Spoon. (zarek)

He Struggled To Breathe Through The Agony In His Chest. The Fates Were Still Mocking Him. It Must Be A Boring Day For Them Up On Olympus.

No One Has Ever Touched Me Like You Do. You’re Like A Whisper. Gentle, Soft. Soothing. In My World, The People Only Shout And Scream. But You… You’re My Haven. “ … “god, You’re Good

Oh God, I Just Kissed A Vampire!" Oh Gods, I Just Kissed A Human!

You’re Seriously Not Joking?” – Sundown “really? How Many More Times Are You Going To Ask Me That? I Could Be On A Beach Right Now With My Wife, Son, And Daughter, Baking In The Sun While They Frolic And Play. Am I? No. I’m Here, And I Want Nothing More Than To Yank You Around With Bullshit ’cause This Gets Me Off More Than My Wife Running In A Bikini.” – Zarek

The Hardest Part Of Living Is Making Peace With Your Past. Most Of All, It’s Making Peace With Yourself.

What Are You? (nick) Completely Perplexed. You Remember Everything That Happened. (acheron) Yeah. Duh. Not Like You’re Going To Forget The Killer Zombie Stalkers And Psyched-out Kitchen Staff. What Kind Of Freak Show Is This? (nick)

Remembers Everything

You Know, I Would Date, If I Could Find A Man Worth Shaving My Legs For. (grace)

Then What Good Is He? (maggie) I Ask Myself Every Friggin’ Day Exactly What You Did. What Good Am I? The Answer Is Simple. There’s Nothing Good About Me And I Like It That Way. Pride Myself On It, In Fact. (savitar)

C’mon, Tally. Don’t You Want Your Clothes, Your Keys? Oh Wait, How About Some Dignity? (kyrian)

That’s Right. Get Thee Behind Me, Bitches. I Don’t Got No Time For You. Ha! (tabitha)

So Just Look Mean And Don’t Make Eye Contact With Anyone. (syn) Gee, Hon, You Take Me To The Most Wonderful Places. (shahara)

My Niceness Has A Very Low Threshold And That Little Girl Just Sucked It Dry, So Don’t Push Me, Olympain. I Don’t Want So Much As A Single Atlantean Stone Overturned. Guard It With Your Life Because The Next Time I Come Here, That’s The Price I’m Going To Demand For Your Incompetence. (zt) Nice Talking To You, Zt. I So Look Forward To Your Visits. Next Time We’ll Do Pastries, ‘kay? (kat)

Every Time I Think That It’s Not Worth It – That The People In It Deserve The Misery Of Their Lives – I Come Across Someone Who Makes Me Rethink That.

Little Brother, I Don’t Mean To Be A Downer, But We’re Talking About War Here. There’s No Way To Mitigate Damages. He Won’t Let Us. I Was There With Twenty-five Chthonians To Fight Him And He Spanked Our Hides Like We Were Lemurian Slave Women. Two Of Us Had Our Hearts Ripped Out And Shoved Down Our Throats While He Laughed, Then He Licked The Blood Clean From His Fingers And Came At The Rest Of Us. (savitar)

I’m Just Trying To Imagine You In Flannel Pink Sock Monkey Pajamas. I’m Sure You Look Stunning In Pink. (damien) Actually, With His Skin Tone He Probably Does Look Really Good In It. I Would Definitely Say He’s An Autumn. (kish) That’s Summer, You Dweeb. (damien) I Find It Fascinating That You Two Women Know That Color Palettes For Clothes Have A Name. The Fact You Corrected Him Really Scares Me. (sin)

It’s Just A Mild Disagreement, Papa. Remi Has This Whole Need To Breathe In And Out, Which Annoys Me. If He Would Just Stop Breathing, I’d Be Fine. (aimee)

Let Me Guess. The Big One Is Due In On The North Shore? (dante) Yes. So Let’s Make This Quick. I Have A Board, A Wave, And A Babe With My Name On Them And I Would Like To Take Advantage Of All Three. (savitar)

Good Question. (acheron) I Have A Better One. How Are We Going To Clean Up This Mess? (kyrian) Nah, Mine’s Even Better. How Do You Hide A Chainsaw In Your Locker At School? I’m Thinking They’re Not Going To Stop, And While The School Has A Strict No-weapons Policy, I Don’t Think The Plastic Sporks In The Cafeteria Are Going To Do Much To Combat Them. I Need Protection, Man. Serious Protection. (nick)

Someone Please Tell Me That We’re Not Seriously Having A Friggin’ Debate Over The Genius Of ‘karma Chameleon’ At Seven O’clock In The Morning? (xypher)

I Hate You! (artemis) Oh, Please Don’t Get My Hopes Up. You Almost Gave Me A Hard-on With That Thought. At Least Tell Me This Time Your Hatred Will Last More Than Five Minutes. (acheron)

I Might Have Lost Some Skin, But I Got Kissed By A Beautiful Woman Who Was Happy To See Me. I Gotta Say That’s Pretty Epic In My Book. Definitely Not A Worst-case Day Here.” – Sundown

You Make One Tiny Variable And So Help Me, I’ll Have You Slaughtered Where You Sit. (kiefer) He’s Just Such A Nice Man. (nykyrian)

I Saw My Whole Life Flash Before My Eyes, Boss. It Was Horrific. I Haven’t Done Anything To Regret Yet And It’s Been Way Too Brief. I At Least Want A License Before I Check Out, You Know?

Your Father Wasn’t A Positive Influence On You, Was He? (simone) Being The God Of Nightmares, He Wasn’t A Warm Fuzzy Bunny. Unless You Count Happy Bunny. Amazingly The Two Of Them Have A Lot In Common…and I Have To Say That I’ve Developed A Fondness For That Pissy Rodent. (xypher)

You Don’t Trust Any Man, Ephani. (danger) And Neither Should You, Little Sister. Take A Bit Of Amazon Advice. Ride Him Into The Ground All Night Long, Then Slide A Blade Between His Ribs Come Morning. (ephani) That's Harsh. (alexion) So Is Life. (ephani)

You Asked My Opinion And I Gave It. Of Course You Have To Remember That If I’d Been On The Island With Gilligan, He’d Have Been Killed Ten Minutes Into The First Episode. Where I Come From, Incompetence And Stupidity Are Reasons For Justifiable Homicide. (varyk)

You Have Twenty-four Hours, Horseguy, To Kill Your Betrayer Any Way You See Fit And To Take Your Revenge. Make Them Count. Oh, And Know That You Can’t Let Daylight Touch You. If You Do…well, You Don’t Want To Die Without Your Soul. It’s Highly Unpleasant. Sometime In The Next Few Days, A Man Named Acheron Parthenopaeus Will Find You And Teach You Everything You Need To Know About Being A Dark-hunter. If You’re Smart, You’ll Listen To Him. Welcome To The Madness.” – Artemis

Did You See A Doctor? (syn) Yeah. It’ll Heal. (cruel) Did Your Mom Say Anything? (syn) Clean The Blood Out Of The Carpet Before It Sets. What Could She Say? Better Me Than Her. (cruel)

I Waited Two Thousand Years For You, Grace Alexander,” He Whispered In Her Ear. “and You Were Worth Every Second Of It.

Because If I Don’t, Fang Will Die. (aimee) Are You High? (dev) No. (aimee) C’mon, Aim, Admit It. Heavy Amounts Of Drugs Are Involved Here. (dev)

Keeping Pushing, Andrei, And You And I Are Going To Play A Game. (esperetta) And What Game Is That, Princess? (andrei) Find The Ball In My Hand. (esperetta) I Don’t See A Ball, Princess. (andrei) Oh, You Will, Just As Soon As I Snap It Off Your Body. (esperetta)

I Warn You Now. Anything Happens To My Mate Or My Son, We Will Hunt You Down And Rip You Into So Many Pieces They’ll Never Find All Of You. (vane)

See, Sway, That’s What You Get For Flunking Your Pilot’s Test Six Times…which I’m Pretty Sure Is A Record Of Some Sort. If Not For The Actual Flunking, Definitely For The Persistence In Pursuing That Which You Obviously Have No Talent For. Personally, I Wouldn’t Let You Fly A Remote-control Kid’s Plane. (vik) Shut Up Before I Find A Can Opener. (sway)

Now What Other Evil Powers Do You Have That I Should Know About?” – Abigail “i Can Roll My Tongue.” – Sundown “i’m Serious, Jess.” – Abigail “so Am I. Not Everyone Can Do It. It’s A Genetic Thing, You Know.” – Sundown

So If The Punks Come Here, They’re Going To Dance With The Devil And Get The Short End Of The Horn. (zarek) No One Better Than My Zarek To Rip Someone’s Head Off. You Two Should Get Along Famously. (astrid)

There Are Certain Irregularities Which Are Not The Subject Of Criminal Law. But When The Criminal Law Happens To Be Auxiliary To The Law Of Morality, I Do Not Feel Any Inclination To Explain It Away.

You Have To Remember That What We’re Dealing With Here Are Sumerian Gallu Demons. The Next To The Lowest Form Of Demon On The Demon Food Chain. They’re Simple Demons Really. Lowly. You Know…morons. (jaden)

Guys, We’re So Screwed. The Women Know We Didn’t Go Hunting. (kyrian) You Think? What Idiot Came Up With That Lie? (zarek) I’m Not An Idiot. And It’s Not Like I Lied. I Just Omitted What Exactly We Were Hunting And Where We Were Doing It. (talon) Like Your Wives Wouldn’t Know Better? When Was The Last Time Mr. Armani Hunted Something That Didn’t Have A Price Tag On It? Oh, And The Loafers And Trousers Are Perfect Camouflage. (zarek)

Courts Of Equity Make Their Decrees So As To Arrive At The Justice Of The Case Without Violating The Rules Of Law.

Just Remember, Sometimes People Will Put You Ahead Of Themselves. It Does Happen. (leta) Yeah, The Whole World Is Just Rainbows And Puppies. Boy Scouts Really Do Help Old Ladies Cross The Street Without Mugging Them And No One Ever Ignores A Trauma Victim’s Screams. (aiden)

I Don’t Like Your Hair Black. (artemis) And I Don’t Like Your Head Attached To Your Shoulders. Guess We Can’t All Have What We Want, Huh? (acheron)

Storm, Rain, And Sunshine, Huh? (talon) My Mother’s Doing. I’m Just Glad She Stopped At Three. I Was Told The Next One Would Have Been Named Cloudy Day. (sunshine)

I’m Going To Be Exposed, Aren’t I? (acheron) I Don’t Know. You Planning On Dropping Your Pants Around Me? If So, Warn Me First. I Don’t Want To Go Blind. (savitar)

All Of Us Have Darkness Inside Us, And At Times It Possesses And Seduces Us In Ways We Never Thought Possible.

That Would Be Like Making A Pact With Lucifer. (zarek) Yes, But I Don’t Smell Like Sulfur. And I Happen To Dress Better. Luc Always Looks Like A Pimp. (dionysus)

Because She’s Acheron Companion. (astrid) Ash Has A Companion? (zarek) (the Demon Snorted. She Stood Up And Whispered Loudly In Astrid’s Ear.) Dark-hunters Are Cute, But Very Stupid. (simi)

I’m Not Dead Yet. It’s All Good. (omari) Good. That Whole Spontaneous Combustion Thing Can Be A Real Buzzkill. Ruins Your Clothes, Too. (nero)

Ugh! Why Couldn’t Anyone Ever Trust Her? She Wasn’t A Two-year-old. If Her Kindness Killed Her, Then She Was Better Off Dead Than Living A Cold, Unfeeling Life Where She Misered Up All Her Feelings And Possessions.’ (sunshine)

Yeah, Well, I Guess I Feel Like All Of Us Misfits Need To Hang Together. At Least That Way We Don't Swing Along. (tabitha)

Uh-huh. You Know With That Sinister Tone You Should Look Into Working For The Irs. I’m Sure They’re Desperate For People Who Can Cow Others With A Single Growl. (susan)

Fine, You Fun-vampire. I’ll Take My Scroll Over Here And Play By Myself. (kat) Fun-vampire? What Is That? (sin) That Would Be You Sucking All The Fun Out Of Life. (kat) You Have The Most Interesting Terms For Things. (sin) Yes, But Notice Mine Are Creative, Unlike The So Stellarly Named Rod Of Time. (kat)

Oh, Goodie! I Get To Make The Redheaded Goddess Mad! (simi)

He Was The Captain Of The Chess Club And An A-plus Student.” – Nick “why Would Anyone Think He’s A Demon?” – Tate “the World Is Insane, And You’re Asking Me For The Reasoning Of A Psycho? I’m Not A Profiler.” – Acheron

Vengeance Only Destroys The One Who Seeks It. (theo- Geary’s Grandfather/acheron)

If People With The Very Best Intentions Carry On Prosecutions That Are Oppressive, The End May Not Always Perhaps Sanctify The Means.

...it’s Not The Lies That Hurt People. It’s The Willingness Of Everyone Else To Believe Them..." Aiden, Upon The Midnight Clear By Sherrilyn Kenyon

I Don’t Know. There Are Times When I Get The Feeling He Can’t Tell Me From Nynia. I Think He Loves Her More Than Me. (sunshine) No Offense, But That’s Stupid. You And Talon Are Soulmates. He Will Always Love You No Matter Who Or What You Are. You, My Friend, Could Come Back As A Humpback Whale And He Would Love You. He Can’t Help It. The Two Of You Are Destined For Each Other. (psyche)

I Might Not Like The Fact That You Are My Commander, Greek, But As A Soldier I Will Obey You Regardless Of My Personal Distaste For Your Company. (valerius) Gee, T-red, Doesn’t It Make You All Warm And Fuzzy Just To Be Near Him? (talon)

One Day I’m Going To Find A Way To Rid You Of That Beast Resting On Your Arm. (artemis) (he Looked At Her Over His Shoulder.) And One Day I’m Going To Find A Way To Rid Myself Of The Beast Resting On My Back. (acheron)

In Your Palms, I’ve Placed My Life, My Secrets. I Give You Freedom To Leave Me At Any Time. I’m Not Easy To Love. No One Ever Has. All I Ask Is That You Always Keep Your Silence, If Not For Me, Then For The Families Of The Others You’d Destroy. (nykyrian)

Bubba Was The One Person Who Wouldn’t Even Bat An Eyelash That Nick Was Talking To An “imaginary” Friend. Heck, He’d Probably Bring One Of His Own Out To Play, Too. ~nick

Now You Know I’m A Reporter, So You Might As Well Answer My Question Truthfully, Or I’ll Just Keep Asking It Until You Lose Your Mind. (susan)

My Father Used To Say That Life Is What You Make It. Today Is The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Life. You Can’t Change The Past, But The Future Isn’t Set In Stone. You Can Effect A Change There. Move Forward Not With Hatred Or Love. Move Forward With Purpose. (simone)

Never Underestimate A Backwoods Cajun In A Fight, Old Man.

Possible Or Not, They Tried To Turn Me Into A Nick Mcnugget. (nick)

You Have No Idea How Many Times I’ve Been Barricaded Inside A Box In My Life. I Know It’s For My Protection. But That Doesn’t Mean I Have To Like It. (kiara)

Look At His Hair. He Looks Like His Father. (cassandra) He Has Your Lungs. (wulf) Oh, Please! (cassandra) Trust Me. Every Apollite Here Knows That My Parents Were Unmarried At My Birth, And That If You Survive The Night, You Plan On Making Me A Eunuch. (wulf)

Trust Me, Baby, You Weren’t That Good. I Was Just A Better Actress Than You Were Actor. (zephyra To Stryker) Ew! No Offense, Mum, I Don’t Want To Know Who You’ve Slept With. Kill The Sexual Bantering And Him Before I Go Deaf From It. (medea)

How Long Till Our Powers Are Back? (kat) A Few Hours According To Last Time. (sin) Sweet, And We Have How Long Till The Bitches Awake? (kat) Less Than Two. (sin) Can You Say Screwed, Boys And Girls? Yes, I Thought You Could. (kat)

A Flower Can't Grow Without Rain. (alexion) Too Much Rain And It Drowns. (danger) And Yet The Most Beautiful Of The Lotus Flowers Are The Ones That Grow In The Deepest Mud. (alexion)

Happiest Day Of My Life When My Dad Made Him Human. (devyn) Happy For You, Bonebag…it Cost Me My Girlfriend. (vik) It Was A Lamp, Vik, Not A Girlfriend. (devyn) I Really Loved That Lamp. She Lit Up My Entire World. (vik)

So Would You Like To Join Me For Something To Eat? (jericho) As Long As It Doesn’t Involve The Entrails Of Demons, I Might Be Persuaded. (delphine) Demon Entrails Have No Appeal For Me, Either. Zeus’s Are Another Matter. (jericho)

You Don’t Know About Travis Fimmel? Oh, Sister, You Are Deprived. He The Finest Man Alive. (simi) You Lust For Men? (xirena) Well, I Certainly Don’t Lust For Women. (simi) No, I Mean You Lust For Humans? (xirena) Well, Don’t You? (simi) Ew! What Have You Don’t To Her? You Have Corrupted A Good Demon! (xirena)

You Know, There Are Just Some Things You Never Expect To Face Even On This Job. A Flying Primate That Shoots Fire Out Its Nose Is One Of Them.

You Know, Talon. Towels Look Really Good On You. You Go Outside Like That And You’ll Start A Whole New Fashion Craze. (sunshine) Do You Always Say Everything That Comes To Your Mind? (talon) Mostly. I Do Have Some Thoughts I Keep To Myself. I Used To Not Care And Would Say Anything At All, But Then One Time My College Roommate Called The Psycho Unit On Me. You Know, They Really Do Have White Coats. (sunshine)

Why’d He Call You?” – Sundown “my Charming Personality.” – Zarek

Then I’ll Do Some Digging. (fury) You Just Can’t Help This Kamikaze Streak You Have, Can You? (sasha)

He Attacked Us. What Was I Supposed To Do? Invite Him To Dinner? (sin)

Did You Do That? (simone) Sometimes My Powers Work. Sometimes They Don’t. Looks Like This Time They Did. Yea, Us. (xypher)

Hey!" Caleb Snapped As He Realized Nick Was About To Lock Him On The Outside With Their Attackers. He Pushed The Door Open And Glared At Him. "no Man Left Behind." Nick Scoffed. "this Aint' The Army, Boy. It's Every Man For Himself. Fall Behind. Get Eaten

Your Dark-huntress, Danger, Called For Acheron And Since He’s Busy, I Was Sent To Check Things Out And Report Back To Him On What’s Happening. So Here I Am. Joy, Oh Joy Of My Life. (alexion)

Are You Calling Me Out? (varyk) I’m Calling You Slow. Not Out. (dev)

Why Did You Leave? (aiden) I Took Care Of The Person Harassing Him. Threat Gone. Job Eliminated. Anything Else You Want To Know? Dental Records, Fingerprints? Retinal Scan? (leta) Urine Sample Would Work. (aiden) What Cup You Want Me To Use? (leta) Does Anything Faze You? (aiden) I Fight People For A Living. Do You Honestly Think Peeing In A Cup Is Going To Frighten Me? (leta)

That’s Exactly What I’m Talking About. That’s The Evil That’s Seducing You. The Malevolent Power That Is Crawling Through Your Blood Tempting You Onto A Treacherous Path That Will Cost You Everything You Love And Hold Dear. You Have To Let That Anger Go Before It’s Too Late. Vengeance Always Turns Inward And It Will Consume You Until Nothing’s Left But An Empty Hole That Nothing Can Fill. (ambrose)

Now, If You Don’t Mind, I’m Going To Sit Over Here With My Throbbing Feet And Bleed In Silence Until We Get To Our Destination. (syn)

Looks Aren't All There Is In The World, My Lady. They Are Certainly No Protection Against Being Alone. Hearts Never See Through The Eyes. (sebastian)

I’ll Wait Out Here Until The Two Of You Are Finished. Just Call Out If You Need Anything. Like A Priest, Cop, Or Lion Tamer. (aimee)

It's Easy To Misjudge Others. The One Thing I Try To Do With Everything I Write Is Open People's Eyes To Those They Normally Ignore Or Dismiss. To Make People Aware Of The "other" Side Of Things.

You Punk Asshole. What Was This? A Game For You? This Is My Life’s Work You Just Annihilated And For What? Shits And Giggles? Or Was This Nothing More Than A Fraternity Prank? Please Tell Me That You Didn’t Just Ruin My Integrity To Get Some Kind Of Drinking Points. This Is Something I’ve Been Working For Since Before You Were Born. How Dare You Make A Mockery Of Me. I Hope To God That One Day Someone Degrades You Like This So That You’ll Know, Just Once In Your Spoiled Pompous Life, What Humiliation Feels Like! (tory)

Not To Mention, It’d Be Worth Guarding Her Just For The Eye Candy Alone – Sheez, Can You Imagine Being Around That Day In And Day Out. Wonder If She Sleeps Naked…bet She Showers That Way. Every Day Even. Think About It. I’ll Even Bet She’s Naked Underneath Her Clothes. (syn)

Jealousy Can’t Sour Someone To This Extreme, Can It? (aiden) It Can And It Does. Believe Me. I’ve Seen A Lot Worse Than This In My Billion Or So Years Of Existence – The First Murder Man Committed Was One Brother Against The Other For No Other Reason Than That One Petty Emotion. Jealousy Turns To Hatred Which Then Turns To Poison. It Infects And It Destroys Until It Eats Someone Alive. (deimos)

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