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If You Aren't Having

Tamora Pierce

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If You Aren't Having Fun, If You Aren't Anxious To Find Out What Happens Next As You Write, Then Not Only Will You Run Out Of Steam On The Story, But You Won't Be Able To Entertain Anyone Else, Either.

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Does Your Ma Know You're This Silly?" She Demanded Tartly. He Nodded, Comically Sad. "the Few Gray Hairs She Has On Her Head Are My Doing. But" — With An Exaggerated Change Of Mood — "i Send Her Plenty Of Money, So She Can Pay To Have Them Dyed!" "i Hope She Beat You As A Child," Onua Grumbled.

"i'm Sorry," She Said Humbly. "i Haven't Wanted To Lie To You." "i Should Hope So. You're The Worst Liar I've Ever Met." He Thought About It For A Moment, Then Added, " - Or The Best. Now I'm All Confused.

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This May Be My Only Chance To See Humans Before These Two Are Made Into Fertilizer For Moonwind's Rosebushes.

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Without Patience, Magic Would Be Undiscovered - In Rushing Everything, We Would Never Hear Its Whisper Inside.

You Aren't A Bit Romantic, Are You?" He Asked, Amused. She Sat Back And Stared At Him. She Was Beginning To Think That Neal Required A Keeper. He Seemed To Have The Craziest Ideas. "romance? Isn't That Love Stuff?" She Asked Finally. "it's More Than Just Love. It's Color, And-and Fire. You Don't Want Things Magnificent And Filled With-with Grandeur," He Said, Trying To Make Her Understand. "you Know, Drama. Importance. Transcendent Passion." "i Just Want To Be A Knight," Kel Retorted, Putting Her Used Tableware On Her Tray. "eat Your Vegetables. They're Good For You.

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Goodwin Scowled At Her Cup. "with All Due Respect, My Lord, I Hate It When You Make Sense.

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Wouldn't--" Kel Began To Say, But The Words Stuck In Her Mouth. She Swallowed And Tried Again. "wouldn't It Be Well, Not Nice To Flirt With Somebody You Don't Want To Fall In Love With?

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Lord Raoul Asked Me To Tell You That If You Get Yourself Killed, He Will Never Speak To You Again.

"i Am Silly, Now And Then," Sandry Admitted. "my Mother Said I Was, Anyway." "if You Know, You Can Stop It." Carefully Daja Placed A Candle Behind Trader Koma's Image. "then You've Never Been Silly, Or You'd Know It Just Creeps Up Without Any Warning."

I Love Meeting Fans. They're Always Fun, They Always Have Good Things To Say, Smart Questions To Ask, And Plenty Of Ideas For Me To Explore In The Future.

We'll Be Chopped Up Before You Can Say 'king Maggot'.

Don't Die On Me," She Whispered When The Clock Struck Midnight And He Still Had Not Moved. "it's Only A Little Shoulder Wound. Goddess, George-don't Die On Me." His Eyes Flickered Open And He Smiled. "i Didn't Know You Cared," He Whispered. "and Why Insult Me? I Won't Die For A Wee Nick Like This; I've Had Worse In My Day." Alanna Wiped Her Wet Cheeks. "of Course I Care, You Unprincipled Pickpocket!" She Whispered. "of Course I Care.

If We Just Allowed Women And Men More Leeway In Our Culture And More Acceptance, I Think They Would Be Able To Make Better Compromises.

You Must Tell Lady Alanna That Sometime. I'd Do It From A Distance.

When It Was Her Own Doing, She Was Always Tempted To Skip A Day, Or Just Glance Down, Then Get Back To The Ground. Kel Had To Force Herself To Keep Her Vow.

A Library Is A Gateway To Others' Minds, Hearts, And Lives.

I Don't Write From Dreams Because I Don't Remember Mine, But I Had A Fragment Of An Image Left About Twins, Whose Father Was Telling Them How Their Lives Were Going To Go For The Next Eight Years. I Wrote A Scene About That, And Then Another And Then Another And Then Another, And After Five Months I Had 732 Pages.

I--buy, And I Sell." "you're A Thief.

Not All Nine-fingered Girls Have Hatchets, She Said In Tradertalk. Some Of Us Just Tried To Have A Conversation With A Snapping Turtle. (sandry To Daja, Referring To Her Conversation With Tris.)

We're On A Hunt, Cooper. When You're On A Hunt, You Do Whatever It Takes.

Whatever It Takes

Every Now And Then I Like To Do As I'm Told, Just To Confuse People.

[p]ride Is Something Only Folk With Money Can Afford.

And Now You're Off To Port Caynn. Watch Them Sailor Lads. They'll Have Your Skirts Up And A Babe In Your Belly Afore You Know What You're About." "everyone Keep Warning Me About Sailors," I Complained. "why Can't Someone Tell The Sailors To Stay Clear Of Me?" Granny Snorted. "oh, You're The Fierce One Now! Just Take Care No One Else Catches You Unawares And Knocks You On The Nob!

What Trouble Have You Brought To My Doorstep, Beka" She Asked. "i Don't See Where Blaming Me For Things That Began Months Ago Will Be Useful," I Replied.

Tris: "i Was Reading." Sandry: "you're Always Reading. The Only Way People Can Ever Talk To You Is To Interrupt." Tris: "then Maybe They Shouldn't Talk To Me.

There's Plenty More Fish In The Sea Than Prince Jonathan," He Told Her Softly. "and This Particular Fish Loves You With All His Crooked Heart." -george To Alanna

It's Harder To Heal Than It Is To Kill.

You've Been Nipping At Cook's Wine!!

Pounce Had It Easier Than Any Of Us. No One Noticed A Black Cat In The Street. He Stopped Here And There To Sniff Aught Of Interest. Wherever Our Rat Stopped, Pounce Was There, Close Enough To See Up The Rat's Nose. I Was So Proud. Now There Was A Proper God, Making Himself Useful! Since My Thought Might Be Deemed Blasphemy, I Said Silent Prayers To The Goddess And To Mithros. I Begged Forgiveness And Asked Them Not To Misunderstand. Since I Wasn't Blasted Where I Stood, I Guess They Forgave Me, Or They Hadn't Heard My Blasphemy.

Face It," Gary Told Her Kindly. "you'll Never Catch Up. You Just Do As Much As You Can And Take The Punishments Without Saying Anything. Sometimes I Wonder If That Isn't What They're Really Trying To Teach Us--to Take Plenty And Keep Our Mouths Shut.

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There Is A Saying In The Islands. Beware The Women Of The Warrior Class, For All They Touch Is Both Decorative And Deadly.-yuki

Men Died As She Watched, And They Didn't Care About What They Had Fought For.

Men Don't Think And Differently From Women - They Just Make More Noise About Being Able To.

"i Love You, Jonathan," She Whispered. A Long Arm Snaked Around Her, And He Pulled Her Against His Side. "i Know," He Said. "i Just Wanted To Be Sure You Knew It, Too."

If Cape Wasn't Your Last Name, What Was Your Real One?" I Asked, Deathly Curious Now. "ahhhh," He Complained. "pincas Huckleburr.

Ishabal: "if You May Correct Your Vision As You Like, Why Do You Wear Spectacles?" Tris: "because I Like Them. Because I Have Better Things To Do With My Magic Than Fixing My Vision When Ordinary Glass Will Do.

They Had Almost Reached Their Horses When Neal's Unmistakable Drawl Sounded Through The Stable: "joren Is So Pretty. Say, Garvey, Are You Two Friends Because You Can Have Him?

When In Doubt, Shoot The Wizard.

Wenna Followed Us Out. "you've Done Him Some Good, Clary, I Have To Say! He's Got Color In His Cheeks, And He's Stepping Along As If He Was Sixty Again," She Told Goodwin As She Walked Us To The Gate. "you'll Come Back?" "of Course," Goodwin Said. "but Thank Cooper For His Improved Spirits. Once He'd Insulted Her A Few Times, He Was In The Pink.

The Tall Thief Rushed Down The Stairs And Grabbed Her, Swinging Her Around As He Laughed. "and I've Been Thinkin' You Forgot Me," He Said, Placing Her On Her Feet Once More. "just Look At You! Tan And Fit And Wearin' The Clothes Of A Bazhir-" Alanna Looked Up Into His Friendly Hazel Eyes And Broke Into Tears.

Briar: "so I Guess I Was The Last To Know." Rosethorn: "of Course You Are. You're A Man, Aren't You?

My Heart Bleeds Buttermilk. -daine

I Believe In Deeds, Not Words.

You're An Obnoxious Canker-blossom. Go Ooze Somewhere Else.

Your Life Might Be Easier If You Were. A Fool For Love Is Happier Than A Dog With A Heart That's All Leather.

I Swear The Sparrows Called Us Ten Kinds Of Idiot When We Did It.

No One Expects A Woman Busy At Her Sewing To Pay Attention To What’s Being Said Around Her. Nevermind If A Man’s Mother And Sister Showerd Them They Heard Everything While They Stictched, He’ll Still Think A Woman Who Plies Her Needles Saves All Her Brains For The Work. You’re A Far Better Spy Hemming Sheets Than If You Clank With Daggers.

Evvy: "is She Going To Eat Jooba-hooba? She Looks Like She's Going To Bite Him, At Least." Briar: "no — If She Bit Him, He'd Die.

Military Folk," Neal Said With Exaggerated Patience, Shaking His Head. "the Only Way You Know To Solve Problems Is By Beating Them With A Stick.

Daja Doesn't Exactly Need To Be Tested On Whether She's Honorable Or Not." "doesn't She? Don't All Of You? This Is Your First Taste Of The Things Which May Come From Your Being Powerful Mages. People Will Offer You Gold, Status, Even Love. I Want To Know How You Will React. If Want To Know If Your Teachers Will Release Greedy, Thoughtless Monsters Into The World.

If Arrogance Were Shoes, He'd Never Go Barefoot.

With Each Book, In Each Place, I Have To Keep An Ongoing Map As I Write Because Otherwise I Don't Know Where I Am.

Does Anyone In This Land Act Like They're Supposed To?

Why Do You Look Like Cheese, Beka?" Nestor Asked Me Quietly. "we've Got Help." I Was Too Flummoxed To Tell Him I Hadn't Expected Help To Come So Fast. Miracles Aren't For The Likes Of Me, Didn't Nestor Know That? Only The Nobility Gets Them.

Without Reading, We Are All Without Light In The Dark, Without Fire In The Cold.

You Know, Ogres Only Sound Stupid. Most Are Pretty Smart." "and It's A Shallow Person Who Judges Anyone By The Way They Sound. I'm So Shallow I'm Surprised I Don't Reflect Myself.

You Are The Protector Of The Small. You See Real People In The Humans And Animals Overlooked By Your Peers. There Will Always Be Work For You.

Publishers Have Realized That, Unlike The Previous Time Period, American Teenagers Are Both Smarter And Require More Topical Material Than They Had Been Giving Them Before That. For One Thing, They'll Read Thicker Books. Besides, Has Anybody Looked At The News Or Read The Newspapers Recently?

He's Just Rather More Lively Than Most Fossils.

Better To Have It And Not Need It Than To Need It And Not Have It.

Oh! I'm Stupid As Well As Insane.

I Come From A Dysfunctional Family, So My Views Of Parents And Parenting Used To Be Highly Mixed.

Dysfunctional Family

I Truly Love Our Code Of Chivalry. We Are Taught That Noblemen Must Take Everything And Say Nothing. Noblemen Must Stand Alone. Well, We're Men, And Men Aren't Born To Stand Alone.

I Think It's Fair Rude To Make Him A Tree And Not Know What Kind He Is.

I Told Ersken, "lately It's Been Like Living On The Knife's Edge, Never Knowing Which Side I'll Fall Off On" Ersken Clapped Me On The Shoulder As We Stepped Into The Street. "cheer Up, Beka. Maybe You Were Going To Fall Off That Razor's Edge Before, But Not Today," He Said, As Good Humored As Always. "today We're Doing To Jump.

Not Too Fast," Called Raoul. "let's Not Scare Anyone." "his Majesty Said With All Deliberate Speed!" Chirped The Courier. He Flinched Under Lerant's Glare. "that's How We're Doing It," Raoul Told Him. "deliberately.

Alan, You Seem To Think We Won't Like You Unless You Do Things Just Like Everyone Else. Have You Ever Thought We Might Like You Because You're Different?

Being Different

I Well Knew The Rules To Follow With Our Training Dogs: Speak When You're Spoken To. Keep Out Of The Way. Obey All Orders. Get Killed On Your Own Time.

Well, Laddie, If You've Let An Old Buzzard Like Me Hurt You Confidence, You Couldn't Have Had Much In The First Place.

Her Free Hand Was Clenched In A Fist. I Held Still, Waiting For Her To Say Something, To Tell Me She Should Have Never Left Me Here, Where Her Friends Might Look To Me For Help. Finally She Looked At Me. Her Eyes Were Hard, But She'd Let No Tears Fall. "this Is Where We Blame Those Who Are Responsible, Cooper, She Told Me, Her Voice Very Soft. "the Colemongers, And The Bought Dogs At Tradesmen's Kennel. We'll Leave An Offering For Him With The Black God When All This Is Done, And We'll Occupy Ourselves With Tearing These Colemongers Apart. All Right? We Put Grief Aside For Now.

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