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I Figure If I Keep My Health, I Have No Intention Of Retiring. I Love To Work. I Want To Be Like Bob Hope. I Want To Keep On Going Out And Doing What I Love To Do. Of Course, I'm No Bob Hope, But I Mean That Feeling That You Never Are Old And Have Things To Offer And Can Be Useful To Somebody. I Always Want To Be Useful, I Have No Intentions Of Retiring Unless I Should Get Sick Or Something Should Happen To My Husband. Other Than That I'm Going To Work Until I Fall Over.

-Dolly Parton

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I Figure If I Keep My Health, I Have No Intention Of Retiring. I Love To Work. I Want To Be Like Bob Hope. I Want To Keep On Going Out And Doing What I Love To Do. Of Course, I'm No Bob Hope, But I Mean That Feeling That You Never Are Old And Have Things To Offer And Can Be Useful To Somebody. I Always Want To Be Useful, I Have No Intentions Of Retiring Unless I Should Get Sick Or Something Should Happen To My Husband. Other Than That I'm Going To Work Until I Fall Over.

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