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This Veridic Nose Arrives Everywhere A Quarter Of An Hour Before Its Master. Ten Shoemakers, Good Round Fat Ones Too, Go And Sit Down To Work Under It Out Of The Rain.

-Cyrano De Bergerac

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This Veridic Nose Arrives

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This Veridic Nose Arrives Everywhere A Quarter Of An Hour Before Its Master. Ten Shoemakers, Good Round Fat Ones Too, Go And Sit Down To Work Under It Out Of The Rain.

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