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A Gypsy Told Me I Was Going To Do Great Things. I Was Going To Make All Kinds Of Money.

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A Gypsy Told Me I Was Going To Do Great Things. I Was Going To Make All Kinds Of Money.

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I've Tried Different Things Through The Years To Get Some Play On Mainstream. I'll Try To Tailor-make It.

If I Have One More Facelift I'll Have A Beard!

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I Count My Blessings Far More Than I Count My Money.

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I Know Who I Am, I Know What I Can And Can't Do. I Know What I Will And Won't Do. I Know What I'm Capable Of And I Don't Agree To Do Things That I Don't Think I Can Pull Off.

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I Used To Try To Write A Song A Day. I've Been So Busy Lately.

I Would Honestly Say That With All The Awards And All The Other Things That I've Done In My Life, Dollywood Is One Of The Greatest Dreams That I've Ever Had Come True - I Am So Proud Of That I Can't Even Begin To Tell You, Dollywood Is Real Special To Me.

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I Always Ask God To Work Through Me And Let Me Be A Light Of Some Kind And Help In This World, So I Always Pray For That, And I Always Want To Do Good.

People Make Jokes About My Bosoms, Why Don't They Look Underneath The Breasts At The Heart? It's Obvious I've Got Big Ones And If People Want To Assume They're Not Mine, Then Let Them.

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I Never Tried Quitting, And I Never Quit Trying.

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I Know It's Corny - But I Love 'jingle Bells!'

My Mistakes Are No Worse Than Yours.

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I Enjoy The Way I Look, But It's A Joke.

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When I Wake Up, I Expect Things To Be Good. If They're Not, Then I Try To Set About Trying To Make Them As Good As I Can 'cause I Know I'm Gonna Have To Live That Day Anyway. So Why Not Try To Make The Most Of It If You Can? Some Days, They Pan Out A Little Better Than Others, But You Still Gotta Always Just Try.

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Wondering If God Loves Us When We're Cheating? Oh, But Why He Lets Us Feel Things, If It's Wrong.

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I Write What I Write, Say What I Say, 'cause I Feel What I Feel, And If I Did It Different, It Would Make Me A Liar! So I'd Rather Be An Honest Person Than A Good Liar.

I've Never Been More Moved By A Voice Than I Have Been By Roy Orbison. I Loved Him Personally, And I Loved His Voice. I Think Of Him Often And Frequently Listen To His Songs.

I May Look Fake But I'm Real Where It Counts.

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I've Always Been A Freak And Different, Oddball Even In My Childhood And My Own Family, So I Can Relate To People Who Are Struggling And Trying To Find Their True Identity. I Do Not Sit In The Seat Of Judgment. .. I Love People For Who They Are. We're All God's Children.

My Fat Never Made Me Less Money.

Thanks To Botox And Fillers, As Well As The Work That I've Already Had, My Face Pretty Much Maintains Itself.

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I Embrace Everybody For Who And What They Are.

We Get Along Real Well Actually [with My Husband Karl Tomas Din]. We Give Each Other Space And He's Not In The Business And He Doesn't Want To Be. I'm Interested In His World, He's Interested In Mine, But We Have Our Own Things That We Do Together.

When I Do Listen To Music, I'm More Prone To Listen To The People I've Always Listened To: George Jones, Otis Redding, Alison Krauss And Emmylou Harris.

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I Will Not Play Just An Evil Part. In Fact, I Got Offered $7 Million Several Years Ago To Play The Part That Faye Dunaway Played In 'supergirl.' I Was Kind Of Insulted. I Was Impressed With The Money, But I Said, 'why Are You Asking Me To Play An Evil Witch? Do I Come Across As An Evil Witch To You?'

I Got Kind Of Scared When I Thought They Wanted Me To Do Something... I Didn't Want To Be Naked On The Front Of A Magazine Unless Everybody Would Know It Was A Joke. I Wouldn't Want To Be Naked Even Then.

I'm Pretty Sure In My Older Years, I'll Be Doing Old-time Flavored Folk-mountain Music.

They Think I’m Simpleminded Because I Seem To Be Happy. Why Shouldn’t I Be Happy? I Have Everything I Ever Wanted And More. Maybe I Am Simpleminded. Maybe That’s The Key: Simple.

There's No Such Thing As Free Love. Have You Seen The Price Of Viagra?

Is Forever Longer Than Always?

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I Ain't Never Far Away From A Pencil And Paper Or A Tape Recorder.

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I'm Comfortable In My Own Skin, No Matter How Far It's Stretched. Ha Ha.

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I Know That I Always Wanted Things. I Was Always Proud Of My People, Proud Of My Home, But I Always Wanted More. I Think Most People Do.

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I Haven't Stopped Working Since I Was 10.

Life Is A Song To Me.

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You Don't See Too Many Atheists On The Deathbed. They All Start Cramming Then.

If I'd Married Someone In Show Business, There'd Be Too Much Competition.

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I Don't Want To Throw Rice. I Want To Throw Rocks.

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I'm Gonna Be Making Records Anyway, Even If I Had To Sell 'em Out Of The Trunk Of My Car. I'm That Kind Of Musician And Singer.

I Think Every Entertainer's Had Nights When Things Go Wrong. I Mean You Can't Remember Everything All The Time, And Especially If You're Having Hard Times Personally, Things Going On That You - You Know, And Then People Make It Worse. And That Makes You Feel Worse.

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Plastic Surgeons Are Always Making Mountains Out Of Molehills.

I Like To Think I've Been A Good Example And An Inspiration To Some People. And Some People Say That About Me, But I'm Just Going About My Work And Doing What I Do Best. I'm A Very Professional 'me.'

I'm Not Offended By All The Dumb Blonde Jokes Because I Know I'm Not Dumb... And I Also Know That I'm Not Blonde.

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My Lips, I've Used Collagen. I Line My Lips With Collagen.

I Try Not To Go Around Looking Like A Hag.

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I'll Never Harden My Heart But I've Toughened The Muscles Around It.

People Will Use You As Long As You Let Them.

I Think I Became More Productive Through Not Having Children. I Never Really Had The Desire To Have Them. My Husband Didn't Want Them Either, So It Worked Out Well.

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There's A Heart Beneath The Boobs And A Brain Beneath The Wig.

I'll Be Wearing My High Heels, Even If I'm Up To My Knees In Mud

You Gotta Keep Trying To Find Your Niche And Trying To Fit Into Whatever Slot That's Left For You Or To Make One Of Your Own.

I Grew Up Around Lots Of Men - My Father, My Brothers, My Uncles - So I Wasn't Intimidated By Them.

I Had To Get Rich So I Could Afford To Sing Like I Was Poor Again.

I Wake Up With New Dreams Every Day. So The More I Can Do To Channel That Into Things That I Love To Create Is Healthier For Me And Probably For Everybody Around Me. And The Older I Get, The Earlier I Get Up. The Second My Feet Hit The Floor, I'm Awake. I'm Like Hurry, Hurry. I Just Love Life. And I Feel Like We Ain't Got But A Certain Amount Of Time Anyway. I Want To Make The Most Of All Of It.

I Wanted To Be A Singer, Of Course, But There Was Something About The Songwriting, Then And Now, That Is The Most Important Thing. It's How I Express Myself, How I Express How I See Things. When I See People Struggling With Emotions And Feelings And Don't Know How To Put It Down, I'm Able To Do That. It's Really Like A Therapy, And It's Like A Buddy And A Friend. It's A Way Out Of A Lot Of Things.

I Just Can't Stand To Look Plain, 'cause That Don't Fit My Personality. I May Be A Very Artificial-looking Person, But The Good News Is, I'm Very Real On The Inside.

Some People Say That Less Is More. But I Think More Is More.

If Your Actions Create A Legacy That Inspires Others To Dream More, Learn More, Do More And Become More, Then, You Are An Excellent Leader.

I Am A Seeker, A Poor, Sinful Creature, There Is No Weaker Than I.

I Never Thought, In My Lifetime, That You'd Be Able To Watch Movies, Read Books And Listen To Music From A Phone, But I Guess The Technology Of Tomorrow Is Here Today.

We're All God's Children.

I'm Very Upfront And Very Honest. I Don't Let A Bunch Of Stuff Fester And Boil Over.

The Way I See It, If You Want The Rainbow, You Gotta Put Up With The Rain.

I Can Write A Song In About An Hour If It's A Simple Country Song.

I'm Almost Like Three People. There's Me The, Dolly, The Person. There's Me, The Star. And Then There's Me, The Manager.

My Husband Said 'show Me Your Boobs' And I Had To Pull Up My Skirt... So It Was Time To Get Them Done!

I'm Very Open With My Business Partners, Just Like I Am With My Husband.

You'll Never Do A Whole Lot Unless You're Brave Enough To Try.

There Are Some People Who Physically Are Not Beautiful. But The Way They Are, The Way They Treat People, They Become Beautiful, And You Forget All About [their Looks].

I Know When Something Ain't Right, And I Know Exactly What I Will Or Won't Tolerate.

I Figure If I Keep My Health, I Have No Intention Of Retiring. I Love To Work. I Want To Be Like Bob Hope. I Want To Keep On Going Out And Doing What I Love To Do. Of Course, I'm No Bob Hope, But I Mean That Feeling That You Never Are Old And Have Things To Offer And Can Be Useful To Somebody. I Always Want To Be Useful, I Have No Intentions Of Retiring Unless I Should Get Sick Or Something Should Happen To My Husband. Other Than That I'm Going To Work Until I Fall Over.

I'm Short And I Have A Big Appetite. I Can't Do Nothing Just A Little. It's The Same With Anything I Do. It's Very Hard For Me To Love A Little, Have Sex A Little, To Eat A Little. I Like To Do Everything, And I Like To Do It All The Way That I Want To Do It.

That's The Great Thing About A Sense Of Humor And A Sex Drive, You Can't Wait To Share It With Everybody Else.

Even Now, If I Am Thinking About Spending A Lot Of Money On Clothing Or Furniture, I Think 'i Can't Spend So Much Money On One Thing; My Poor Old Daddy Could Have Raised His Family Five Years On That!'

If You Talk Bad About Country Music, It's Like Saying Bad Things About My Momma. Them's Fightin' Words.

Saying Bad Things

I Am Not Gay, But If I Were, I Would Be The First One Running Out Of The Closet.

No, I Can't Do Rap Music...

My Grandpa Was A Preacher.

If I Could Get Their Attention Long Enough, I Felt They Would See Beneath The Boobs And Find The Heart, And That They Would See Beneath The Wig And Find The Brains. I Think One Big Part Of Whatever Appeal I Possess Is The Fact That I Look Totally One Way And That I Am Totally Another. I Look Artificial, But I'm Not.

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